Your weird celeb crushes?

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Long time lurker, first time poster (family funeral tomorrow and been on the gin for comfort, please don't judge!) In bed now and cannot sleep so thought you lovely lot could entertain me!

So my weird crush is Noel Fielding. Don't know what it is but he is GORGEOUS.

Friends do no agree - can you enlighten me with your weird crushes!?

Cain and Graham from Emmerdale, Stuart from Eastender's 😁

Oh dear, FedUp -- you didn't know? He's been out for several years, I believe.

Re Adam Driver, he has quite asymmetric features- and looks v different in different parts (boyish as Kylo Ren , a lot older in Black Klansmen).
People tend to find him either ugly or sexy.

In that sense he is a weird crush.

Richard osman
Alan richman ( man v food)
Bob Mortimer

Not weird
Alan Rickman -- not weird at all, he was lusted after by many.
Rik Mayall - Very good looking bloke.
Unless of course it's the fact that sadly they are both dead....

Jeremy Paxman 🙈 I love his voice & his autobiography was really interesting

Kirsty Wark :)

Rhys Ifans isn't a strange one, he's totally enigmatic with a cheeky twinkle in his eye.

"Is it standard when you are 11 to fancy men in their 40s/50s?"

I did. It was, Jack Nicholson, Joe Bugner, Lee van cleef and Victor Mature.

You could probably guess that Sean Pertwee and Ray Whiston are on the list. Dog out of Lock, Stock and two smoking barrels. Stuart out of Eastenders. But my ultimate man is Phil Mitchell.

Rowan Atkinson

Glad there's some more Alan Richman fans out there!

Some of these are not weird at all. Jeff Goldblume is just hot... Not in the fly though.

Yes to cain dingle and also used to have a thing about Robert carlyle

Ron Perlman. Especially in Sons of Anarchy.

Piers Morgan 🙈🙈

He's one of them you would but you shouldn't

I've met Noel fielding and he's really lovely.
My weird crush is Bobby Kennedy.
He was dead many years before I was born.
If we are allowed cartoons or puppets my heart belongs to kermit the frog.

Marge Simpson
Tilda Swinton (not weird?)
Shelly Duvall (then, not now)

Greg Davies

Monica Galetti

Not sure why as she’s not my type at all!

Russell Brand. He looks like he'd give you diseases, but it would be totally worth it.

The one I'll never stop dreaming of is Rick Allen from Def Leppard. He reached peak hotness in the mid-90s but oh my goodness, I still would.

Lindsey Buckingham

Apparently Eddie Redmaine had his sexual awakening to Nala from the Lion King. Google the Graham Norton Clip

Tony Robinson- got a thing for shortish, funny intelligent men. Martin freeman for the same reasons - stapler in jelly (yes I know it was the script writer) but absolute genius😂

Oh and my totally weird crush (on account of I’m straight not her weirdness) Emilia Fox, esp since she has gone brunette😁

My Not-Weird absolute crush is Richard Armitage. He takes my breath away in every role. I absolutely adore him.

Then there are my very mainstream crushes - including two Doctors and Hugh Jackman.

More fringe crushes are Rutger Hauer, David Morrissey, Eddie Mair (gay), Tan France (also gay). My women crushes are fairly mainstream - Kathleen Turner, Alyson Hannigan, Renée Russo, Monica Galetti etc

Speaking of Shaun Evans.. Is it really weird that I find Fred Thursday v attractive?

I understand all the Kylo Ren crushers but it's General Hux for me alllll day long .

And I'm with the pp who named Christoph Waltz too.

I'll take the villain over the hero every single time tbh.