Your weird celeb crushes?

[Rocketship]

Long time lurker, first time poster (family funeral tomorrow and been on the gin for comfort, please don't judge!) In bed now and cannot sleep so thought you lovely lot could entertain me!

So my weird crush is Noel Fielding. Don't know what it is but he is GORGEOUS.

Friends do no agree - can you enlighten me with your weird crushes!?

I'll take the villain over the hero every single time tbh

Yesssss

Maybe we should have a separate thread on the Star Wars cast. Boba Fett, weirdly hot?!

Peter Drinklage I don't even like short men but as he is extremely short. I guess I made him an exception
Toby from the office (I don't know why I think it's the tiny blue eyes)

@Witchinghour1--

The Man Vs Food guy is called Adam Richman.

@TheFluffiestCat

Rick Allen...so much YES!!

I was totally crazy about him but my love was Steve Clark. I saw them on their tours in 1982, 1983 and in 1987. They were awesome! It was truly heartbreaking when Steve died and so young. Rick was there to pick up the pieces 😝

Another vote for Line from cbeebies!

As no one has mentioned him yet I'll throw in John Bercow 😁

Christopher Walken. he is probably old enough to be my grandfather.
And Mikael Persbrandt 🤤 I clearly have a thing for older blondes with piercing eyes.

David Bowie is not a weird crush! He was a beautiful man!
Nor Noel Fielding. I had a crush on him for years. All goofy, handsome and gangly. The charm is lost when he’s a bit chubby

Post Malone

Some posters have pretty funny taste, with some pretty much mainstream hotties appearing as weird crushes

Mine is the man who plays the dad on Friday Night Dinner, Paul Ritter

prettysnowdrops, I love him too! Especially in No Offence for some reason.

@colinsleftnipple - yes! Something very yummy about him

David Mitchell for me. I feel a bit embarrassed by that, but I think he's great.

Already cropped up but a big fat YES:
Robert Lindsay
Chris Barrie (as Rimmer)
Disneys Robin Hood... The fox...

Wladimir Klitschko. I want to climb him like a tree.

I don't think anyone has mentioned my favourite ever Gary Barlow

Well played @zurina. I totally get Robert the Robot.

Ah some love for Adam Richman, also Sal from
Impractical jokers.

Do people mean Alan Richman or Alan Rickman?!

David Mitchell. Not Robert Webb, but David.

Greg Davies!

Adrian Dunbar = Ted from Line of Duty. Old enough to be my grandad

And Daniel Mays

Shame

@everythingbackbutyou Lindsay Buckingham is definitely not a weird crush :)

I also agree with those you have said Chris Barrie in his younger years. Hasn't aged well though :/

PS a lot of these are not weird crushes at all. Johnny Depp? Jude Law? Hugh Laurie? Gary Barlow?

Well I came here to say that you are all sick, sick puppies.

But then somebody mentioned Jeff Goldblum and Christoph Waltz.

So as you were.

Oooohhh yes, Chris Barrie when he was all half naked and oiled up in the episode about the Psy Moon. I had forgotten about that. Thank you!