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Your weird celeb crushes?

580 replies

Rocketship · 12/02/2020 23:50

Long time lurker, first time poster (family funeral tomorrow and been on the gin for comfort, please don't judge!) In bed now and cannot sleep so thought you lovely lot could entertain me!

So my weird crush is Noel Fielding. Don't know what it is but he is GORGEOUS.

Friends do no agree - can you enlighten me with your weird crushes!?

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SpottyShoeBow · 13/02/2020 18:21

Jeff Goldblum is totally hot in Jurassic Park. It's just a fact Grin

RichPetunia · 13/02/2020 18:24

McKenzie Crook

SpottyShoeBow · 13/02/2020 18:26

Sam Rockwell.. Edward Norton.. Sam Neill.. William Hurt (Gorky Park).. Stanley Tucci..

Delbelleber · 13/02/2020 18:29

Kevin mccloud

LuluJakey1 · 13/02/2020 18:29

Alistair Campbell definitely!

Alan Bennett 😳

Zoidbergonthehalfshell · 13/02/2020 18:29

Is Paul Anderson a weird crush?

RainbowAlicorn · 13/02/2020 18:33

Does David Tennant count as a weird crush?
Especially as Crowley in Good Omens Blush

drina27 · 13/02/2020 19:01

David Tennant is a crush crush, for goodness’ sake! It is not weird to fancy him. Smile

crispysausagerolls · 13/02/2020 19:04

Nigel Farage is too much - come on! He is soooooo ugly 🙈🙈🙈😂😂😂 his neck is all wobbly and he’s so jowly.

crispysausagerolls · 13/02/2020 19:05

@SpottyShoeBow

Sam Neill is an excellent shout

crispysausagerolls · 13/02/2020 19:05

@SpottyShoeBow

Damn Spotty you are not wrong about Jeff in JP either - you are on a roll!

crispysausagerolls · 13/02/2020 19:07

Elon Musk is not remotely odd as a crush - he is a genius billionaire who is single handedly making science incredibly cool and relatable, plus he has a great face and stature. Bit ropey when you see him
Before the hair transplant/wig/whatever he has going on

SpottyShoeBow · 13/02/2020 19:09

Why thank you @crispysausagerolls

Most people laugh when I mention Jeff. But I totally would 😁

SeeUNextTuesday · 13/02/2020 19:11

The Beast from The Chase Blush

Fuckyoumenopause · 13/02/2020 19:23

Jimmy Carr
Cain Dingle from Emmerdale
Iain Stirling

crispysausagerolls · 13/02/2020 19:24

What’s not to love?

A few people mentioned on this thread look like they would be appalling in bed though

Jellykat · 13/02/2020 19:33

Rhys Ifans
and yes yes to Noel Fielding!
plus Rhod Gilbert..
I like a man with a GSOH Grin

SpottyShoeBow · 13/02/2020 19:33

Not our Jeff though. Oh no. Grin

TheSquitz · 13/02/2020 19:51

Kris Marshall but only in Death in Paradise
David Jason as Inspector Frost
Kevin Whately in Morse/ Lewis
Bent copper Phil in Early Doors

I clearly have a thing for law enforcers

missmouse101 · 13/02/2020 19:54

I am very fond of Dick Strawbridge. Plenty of man to hold there! Oh yes!

monkeyblonde · 13/02/2020 20:00

Nicky Campbell

Nsws2015 · 13/02/2020 20:01

Jimmy Carr......hes got better with age!

Alan rickman
David Bowie hello....labyrinth!! I'd have been his goblin queen any day
Rik mayall

1WayOrAnother · 13/02/2020 20:04

Henning Wehn.

Zurina · 13/02/2020 20:04

Okok, I will concede on Johnny Depp not being weird, and will raise you Robert the Robot from Justin's House and Basil the Great Mouse Detective WinkGrin

MrsKyloRen · 13/02/2020 20:05

Came on to agree with all those who are saying Adam Driver, but then I guess you’d know that from my username. Grin

Is he weird though? I think he’s beautiful!