Your weird celeb crushes?

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Long time lurker, first time poster (family funeral tomorrow and been on the gin for comfort, please don't judge!) In bed now and cannot sleep so thought you lovely lot could entertain me!

So my weird crush is Noel Fielding. Don't know what it is but he is GORGEOUS.

Friends do no agree - can you enlighten me with your weird crushes!?

And so you should! Urrrrgh

Paul Kaye is highly acceptable in Game or Thrones

@Rainbunny Kind of know what you mean. Not a crush of mine, but he has a touch of the old school gentleman about him.

Farage’s little 🐸 face?!

Just nooooooooooooooooo

As Tory politicians go...Zac Goldsmith isn't so bad.

I don't see it as a 'weird' crush but I still have a soft spot for DI Burnside from The Bill

Zac was drop dead gorgeous before he went grey...

Rowan Atkinson as Mr Bean -- yes, definitely weird.
As Captain Blackadder in Blackadder goes forth, or even better at Edmund, Lord Blackadder, in the second series -- well, who wouldn't?

See?

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I used to have a thing for Peter Falk in his creased up raincoat

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Just because... No way is this weird.

@Zurina I don't think Johnny Depp is a weird one at all, I love Johnny Depp although I actually prefer him no he is older than when he was younger, I am in my 30's.

@YasssKween I have had a crush on Jeff Goldblum since Jurassic Park too, I was 6

No one has mentioned my main celeb crush, Robert Carlyle.

Mine are
Mark Lamar (admittedly I haven't seen him since his Buzzcocks days)
Mark Kermode - I must have a thing for quiffs
Jerome Flynn
I’m totally on board with the cartoons too! Fred from Scooby Doo. Jed - the stoner from Wait ‘Till Your Father Gets Home - was an early crush for me Definitely Flynn Rider - he’s like a cartoon Jake Gyllenhaal, who I adore! Kristoff from Frozen wouldn’t have to beg.

I saw Zac Goldsmith in Geneva a year ago. A pick but pretty good looking IRL.

My first crush was Robert Smith. I was 10.
Agree with everyone that a lot of the names I would not consider weird at all.

To whoever said Richard Dormer- 100 times yes! He has such a gorgeous voice.

I would second Adam Driver too- not conventionally good looking but height and great screen presence.

Ooh I think Shaun Evans is gorgeous too.

Haha @LowbrowVictoriana - he’s mine as well! And Adam Fleming

Yes! Adam Fleming is lovely too! Actually, although I’m not remotely gay or bi, I also had a strange sort of liking for Katya Adler

Brexitcast was a very enjoyable experience for me with a Chris, Adam and Katya!

Stephen Mangan...

Bill Bailey
Robert Carlyle
Christopher Eccleston
Steve Coogan
Oooof

I had to look up who Richard Dormer is and realised he's the guy from Fortitude - very much yes! Again though, far from a weird crush choice.

Yes to Adam Driver. There’s definitely something about him. And he’s tall as fuck.

@nocluewhattodoo I am ashamed to say I kind of get the Elon Musk thing. I have been exposed to a lot of Musk recently (including his absolutely shite single) via my Tesla-obsessed 2 year old. There’s just something compelling about him.

I once had a really sexy dream about Jim McDonald from Corrie and fancied him for ages afterwards.

Bill Skarsgård, even as Pennywise.

@Fedupwithmyhouse I used to play rugby with his boyfriend. I don’t think he’s an odd crush, his dog Rocky is very cute.

Thanks for your empathy Rebellenny.
It can be lonely in the ‘fancying Farage fan club’ as you can see from other posters on here.
Off to listen to him on LBC now.

His BOYFRIEND?!!

Tom Rosenthal and another one for Robert Peston and his Disney prince floppy hair 🥰