Your weird celeb crushes?

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Long time lurker, first time poster (family funeral tomorrow and been on the gin for comfort, please don't judge!) In bed now and cannot sleep so thought you lovely lot could entertain me!

So my weird crush is Noel Fielding. Don't know what it is but he is GORGEOUS.

Friends do no agree - can you enlighten me with your weird crushes!?

Yes yes yes to Gene Hunt!!!

Malcolm Tucker too not Peter Capaldi in anything else but Peter as Malcolm Tucker is phwoar

When I saw Joker I was really attracted to him which was slightly worrying

Haha @LowbrowVictoriana - he’s mine as well! And Adam Fleming 😳

When I saw Joker I was really attracted to him which was slightly worrying

I don't find him attractive, but Joker from Dark Knight is something else

Also James Acaster 😍

Joaquin Phoenix, Johnny Depp and Jude Law are all really average crushes. Most girls I went to school with fancied Johnny Depp and I’m not old at all...

Bill Bailey did make me laugh though .

Not weird crushes but Jon Voight, Sam Neill and Christopher Walken. Andrew Lloyd Webber, maybe some would find him a weird crush though?

Charlie Brooker
Q from Impractical Jokers

I fancy PG as Gene Hunt but not in any other role.

Jeremy Irons and John Malkovich. Just beautiful but I get funny looks if I say so. Alan Rickman was also one of the most handsome men I've ever seen.

Stallone young - Rambo time - still love his voice tone
Howard Stern
Steven Tyler
Jeremy Irons

Tony Robinson
Stephen Merchant
Sam Elliott
Bryan Adams
Stellan Skarsgård
Rick Mayall (RIP)

I don't really have a type but do seem to like older guys (interesting when DH is younger than me.) I do also like funny guys though (which DH is.)

I also love Jeremy Irons' voice. I could happily close my eyes and have him read out literally anything to me.

Hugh Laurie is not a weird crush - he is attractive in looks and personality.
My crush is weird, and maybe unique, Nigel Farage. I tend to get a horrified response when I tell people that I get an internal glow when his froggy face lights up. He looks so happy with himself!
And I voted remain.

Alistair Campbell

I have had many and various over the years, including (and this is by no means an exhaustive list):-

Freakazoid
Jasper Carrott
Rowan Atkinson

I need help...

Richard Osman and Noel Fitpatrick the super vet

Yes Woody Harrelson! - but he is not weird and should not be on this list!

Also, Sean Penn - I have never previously liked him and I know he's famously an arrogant, egotistical arse but recently I saw him in some tv show about a mission to Mars and he was insanely attractive to me in it.

Lastly, Dominic Grieve. He's nearly thirty years older than me (and an erstwhile Tory) but there's something deeply attractive about him!

Some of these are not weird at all! Cartoon characters are though!🤪

No one has said Boris. Or the Enforcer, Dom.

At least there is some sense on this thread!

Colin I've seen you confess about Paul Kaye before so i have to post the pic again.

THIS Paul Kaye???

@drina27

Boris actually frequently pops up as a sex magnet in my dreams. I wake up thoroughly ashamed 🙈

@LocalHobo Farage?

Jimmy fallon for the last 15 years!