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Share your dilemmas and get honest opinions from other Mumsnetters.

Your weird celeb crushes?

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Rocketship · 12/02/2020 23:50

Long time lurker, first time poster (family funeral tomorrow and been on the gin for comfort, please don't judge!) In bed now and cannot sleep so thought you lovely lot could entertain me!

So my weird crush is Noel Fielding. Don't know what it is but he is GORGEOUS.

Friends do no agree - can you enlighten me with your weird crushes!?

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PhoneTwattery · 21/02/2020 08:11

@Willow2017

You’re welcome! 😁

IntermittentParps · 21/02/2020 10:34

Ooh yes, Stanley Tucci. Although I don't think that's weird. He's nice-looking, dresses well, likes cooking, has a lovely voice and seems intelligent and funny.

And someone on a thread here recently said they met him queuing for fish at a farmers' market and he was charming and let them go ahead of them in the queue.

WelcomeToTheMountaintop · 22/02/2020 18:47

@AgentCooper

Exactly !

And yes, the nunnery scene was one of the finest pieces of acting and directing I’ve seen in a long time. Quite how a naked bloke covered in gunge and lisping ever so slightly due to false teeth can crackle with such sexual energy whilst menacing a bunch of nuns in a freezing cold convent, I have no idea. It shouldn’t have worked. But it did.

It’s also a great piece of casting. Claes seems to play mildly sexy floppy haired Scandi metrosexuals. How the hell did the casting director spot that performance latent in him?

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WelcomeToTheMountaintop · 22/02/2020 18:56

Im in awe of his dedication. I seem to recall an interview with Dolly Wells who said it was minus 5 when they filmed parts of that scene. And the nuns all had their thermal underwear on. He must have been bloody nithered.

(Ermmm do you have a link to the Interview... for er media research purposes )

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WelcomeToTheMountaintop · 22/02/2020 19:03

Ta 🧛🏻‍♂️

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SimonJT · 22/02/2020 19:30

I realised yesterday that one of mine is Steve Brown from countryfile.

WelcomeToTheMountaintop · 22/02/2020 22:41

Oh my. REALLY nice to get to hear him speak danish.

Thank you. And good to see he was getting a lot of love for the role in the comments. The initial reviews were a bit mixed.

Mrswhirley · 22/02/2020 22:53

Sean Bean
Liam Neeson - both at least 20 yrs older than me!
Ronnie O Sullivan
Foxy - SAS

SisterVanHelsing · 22/02/2020 22:57

Something told me this thread would fall to the Claesbangers. And I'm one of you. If he'd showed up in my youth at Rock City alternative night I wouldn't be alive to make this comment.

Serin · 22/02/2020 23:01

Paul Weller, still as cool as fuck.

AgentCooper · 22/02/2020 23:09

I watched an interview with Claes on YouTube and he said the directors wanted to put him in tracksuit bottoms and just film from the waist up but it was him who insisted in stripping off completely naked so they could get better shots. I am eternally grateful to him for that, what dedication!

@Rebellenny utterly selfless Grin you get sainthoods for less. Damn I just love him. And I love that he was willing to get messy, that he’s not a sanitised, waxed Love Island type, and that he’s a man in his 50s, not some wee 20 something à la Twilight. That’s 6 feet and 4 inches of MAN right there.

AgentCooper · 22/02/2020 23:11

@SisterVanHelsing Grin

This is reminding me of when the Bangers destroyed the Dracula thread and everyone who wanted to actually discuss the narrative quickly backed away...

WelcomeToTheMountaintop · 22/02/2020 23:15

If he'd showed up in my youth at Rock City alternative night I wouldn't be alive to make this comment

Agreed.

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HmmIsThisAGoodIdea · 23/02/2020 00:46

Peter Dinklage! He plays Tyrion Lannister in GoT. ❤ He's a phenomenal actor too.

EatenByDinosaurs · 23/02/2020 01:17

John DiMaggio, but only when voicing Marcus Fenix in Gears of War 4 & 5, his accent - Christ on a bike!!! Blush Grin.

I felt a bit revolted with myself when DH mentioned he also voiced Bender from Futurama. Bleurgh.

JillAmanda · 23/02/2020 08:59

Jason Watkins, but ONLY as Herrick the vampire. Creepy, compelling, mesmerising and I absolutely would

Ditto!!

I think he’s a brilliant actor and Herrick was a fantastic character.

Zoidbergonthehalfshell · 23/02/2020 09:04

@EatenByDinosaurs, I believe he also voiced the Booking dot Com adverts?

EatenByDinosaurs · 23/02/2020 13:18

@Zoidbergonthehalfshelf I've never seen/heard that one, I'm in the US though, not sure we have that advert here.

WelcomeToTheMountaintop · 23/02/2020 13:37

Damn it JillAmanda I thought I had a monopoly on that one. 🤣

JillAmanda · 23/02/2020 14:42

Nope! I love a baddie with a sense of humour 😁

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