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Your weird celeb crushes?

580 replies

Rocketship · 12/02/2020 23:50

Long time lurker, first time poster (family funeral tomorrow and been on the gin for comfort, please don't judge!) In bed now and cannot sleep so thought you lovely lot could entertain me!

So my weird crush is Noel Fielding. Don't know what it is but he is GORGEOUS.

Friends do no agree - can you enlighten me with your weird crushes!?

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AgentCooper · 19/02/2020 10:58

@WelcomeToTheMountaintop I definitely fancied Dracula too. Possibly even more than I fancy Claes. I said exactly the same thing as you to my colleagues, that it would all have been over pretty quick for me as he’d not have been allowed to stand on the doorstep for more than 5 seconds Grin That scene in the nunnery will stand as one of the greatest televisual achievements of our times.

ArtemisOfOrtygia · 19/02/2020 11:10

None. I have a very specific taste in men, so 99,99% of men I just don't find attractive at all. I like very tall bodybuilder type of guys with tattoos, a strong jaw, a beard, strong and masculine features and a very deep voice - like my fiancé :D But I can't think of any celebrities that have a similar body and face. And if they do, they are dumb and promiscuous which are completely turn-offs for me.

MimiLaRue · 19/02/2020 11:11

Tony Blair, martin sheen, russell brand

drina27 · 19/02/2020 11:17

Tony Blair, David Cameron, George Osborne...must be a power thing.Blush

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MrsToothyBitch · 19/02/2020 15:28

@EngagedAgain Cage is considered one of the most generous philanthropists in Hollywood and is basically lovely which only makes him sexier. I fancy him anyway but I love how genuinely lovely he seems and his beautiful, truly kind smile.

Plus he's gorgeous and I think he'd be an attentive, creative, energetic, kinky, dominant and surprising lover who can frankly get me off with his voice. Blush

PhoneTwattery · 19/02/2020 16:16

Anyone mentioned Tom Cruise yet?

No 😂

drina27 · 19/02/2020 18:01

This Tom Cruise?

Your weird celeb crushes?
Twuntsrule · 19/02/2020 18:34

Hugh Grant, at any stage of his life
Oliver Reed for sure
Daniel Craig
Zac Efron (a bit young, but WTF)
Ewan McGregor, sans beard
Patrick Rafter
Val, Gleb, and MAKS on DWTS!

VideographybyLouBloom · 19/02/2020 18:40

🤣🤣 that Tom Cruise photo! We all have bad days.

Yes to Mickey Flanagan and Lee Mack. Lee Mack reminds me of my first boyfriend, who also looked like a young Dustin Hoffman

Malbecfan · 19/02/2020 19:09

I really loved Jose Mourinho but that haircut he just got put me right off.

It's Pep Guardiola and Vincent Kompany for me. Probably outing myself here but Pep's simmering intensity is such a turn-on and Vinny is such a lovely bloke.

EngagedAgain · 19/02/2020 19:48

@MrsToothyBitch, that post was very well put about Nicholas. He does indeed sound very nice and genuine. Probably too nice for me I seem to go more for the bad boys!

Verrry funny the pp that posted that photo of Tom Cruise 😠

I love these threads. All taken in good humour.

Trudij123 · 19/02/2020 20:18

Paul Laidlaw and Philip serell from antiques road trip...

drina27 · 19/02/2020 20:31

I love Vincent Kompany too.

EngagedAgain · 19/02/2020 22:04

Ah, talking of antique types, what about David Dickinson? 😁😁 He's a lovely guy. I used to (well I still do a bit) really have a thing for Paul Martin. Also I like David Battie. Always feel like I want to give him a big cuddle! Love his gravelly voice.

bornonasunday · 19/02/2020 22:31

John Travolta and Oliver Tobias - both from their time in films in late 70s ... I think it was the smart suits, their dancing and their lovely shoulder length flicky hair!! (My Dad used to tut at the ‘girly’ hair styles of men at that time😀)
Oliver Tobias has aged rather well, Travolta, less so. I had a boyfriend round that time that just happened to have that sort of hair...

BestOfTimesBlurstOfTimes · 19/02/2020 22:31

Mr Hansen from Holby City 😳 He’s so tall, and looks like he’d smell of expensive cologne.

TheCatsBlanket · 20/02/2020 00:07

Martin Roberts from Homes Under The Hammer

pumpkinbump · 20/02/2020 00:10

Tim from Corrie.

MyfanwyMontez · 20/02/2020 00:51

Marty Crane from Frasier
Stanley Tucci
John Lithgow

Willow2017 · 20/02/2020 01:20

Marty Crane from Frasier
Stanley Tucci
John Lithgow

Yep me too.
I think its because they are all confident in their own skin, articulate and funny. All very attractive qulities ( and actually have that something about them although not 'tradtitional film star' looks but attractive in their own way none the less.)

justinhawkinsnavalfluff · 20/02/2020 01:41

Justin Hawkins obviously Wink

Toomanygerbils · 20/02/2020 04:03

Brian Cox, he gets so excited talking about things which happened billions of years ago!

PhoneTwattery · 20/02/2020 06:18

For the die-hard Kevin Bacon fans this is evidence that a) he doesn’t age and b) he truly is a legend!

Willow2017 · 20/02/2020 08:28

PhoneTwattery

Oh Lordy!!! Just what you need to cheer you up on a miserable rainy morning. 😍
Thanks 😁

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