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Your weird celeb crushes?

580 replies

Rocketship · 12/02/2020 23:50

Long time lurker, first time poster (family funeral tomorrow and been on the gin for comfort, please don't judge!) In bed now and cannot sleep so thought you lovely lot could entertain me!

So my weird crush is Noel Fielding. Don't know what it is but he is GORGEOUS.

Friends do no agree - can you enlighten me with your weird crushes!?

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Pipandmum · 13/02/2020 23:33

Used to have a bit of a thing for Andrew Marr. Not so much recently though!

danadas · 13/02/2020 23:44

Brian Cox
John Nettles

Also agree with loads already mentioned. I think I have a problem.

JaneJeffer · 14/02/2020 00:05

The title should be amended to normal celeb crushes. What's weird about Cain Dingle? Everyone fancies him!

Tillygetsit · 14/02/2020 00:05

Bob Mortimer, Noel Fielding....and Laurence Llewellyn Bowen 😳

TheSquitz · 14/02/2020 06:09

Ooh I totally get Laurence Llewellyn Bowen!

DixieLandReject · 14/02/2020 06:18

Jonathan Creek and cartoon Aladdin Grin

Yes to Steve Coogan Wink

Jocasta2018 · 14/02/2020 06:38

Back when Lewis was on screen, I loved both Lawrence Fox & Kevin Whateley - Whateley's voice could cut through butter. Likewise Martin Clunes in Doc Martin was also rather saucy - gruff & grumpy but a pair of safe hands. .
I think it was more being attracted to the characters they played than the actors. Bloody weird....

Ibeingbornawomananddistressed · 14/02/2020 07:03

Yes, yes to PPs who mentioned Noel Fielding and Tim Minchin 😍

Also agree with Hugh Laurie, but only as House...

My major celeb crush is David Tennant but I don't think that's weird!

lilsquish · 14/02/2020 07:07

Liam Gallagher

Elderflower14 · 14/02/2020 07:58

Whoever said Chris Ramsey... YES!!!

crispysausagerolls · 14/02/2020 08:19

Andrew Marr looks like someone who will only have missionary sex, with the lights out, socks on and wearing one of those wee willy winky nightgowns and caps!

EngagedAgain · 14/02/2020 08:23

@SpottyShoeBow, mmm, I'm on the fence with Fred Thursday, think he could come under the weird crush category, but there is something about him. Whoever mentioned Adrian Dunbar, Yy, another one of my celeb crushes I'd forgotten about. His voice counts for half of his appeal.

JillAmanda · 14/02/2020 08:28

Paul Kaye. He’s been in quite a bit lately, he’s a fab actor. I especially loved him as a psychotic vampire in Being Human 😳

RainbowAlicorn · 14/02/2020 09:23

I also like Mark Labbett from the chase and Jorge Garvia from Lost Blush
Oh and Henry Ian Cusick.

CATTY15 · 14/02/2020 09:33

I had a dream about Robert Peston being my new boyfriend and he wanted me to have his baby Blush
Also Jarvis Cocker, think he's really filthy (in a good way!)
And I find Russell Brand very bewitching!

drina27 · 14/02/2020 10:30

Liam is not NOT a weird crush. He is so attractive.

ActualHornist · 14/02/2020 10:33

Adam Driver
Also Noel Fielding

SpamChaudFroid · 14/02/2020 10:45

EngagedAgain You didn't... Actually turn him down did you?

I didn't... But maybe I should have, just for the craic like! Grin

A PP said Post Malone, I forgot, I have a massive crush on him! (at first I felt a bit like I was being disloyal to Justin. Blush)

I have no interest in men my own age Grin

The80sweregreat · 14/02/2020 10:53

There is something about Steve McFadden ( Phil in Eastenders) he doesn't play a nice character and isn't very nice in real life either so I believe ( but don't know) but he is my type looks wise and ( for once) the right age! Most men on tv or actors are usually far too young for me and I could be their mum.
I used to really not get the Huge Grant 'love in ' but since Paddington 2 and The Gentleman film I'm now a big fan! His aged well.

SpamChaudFroid · 14/02/2020 11:24

Huge Grant Grin I think he's aged well too, he looks more lived in and seedy now, which I think suits him.

Biochemistree · 14/02/2020 11:33

Q is my favourite joker, he's gorgeous!! I wouldn't say no to Sal or Joe either tbh. Not Murr though. Ferret man.
Adam Richman
Seth Rogen
Chris Pratt before he was buff
Greg Davies
Can see a theme appearing here...

@FishCanFly the entire cast of SoA 😍 what was the Scottish guy with the scar called? Loved him. Opie was just perfection

EngagedAgain · 14/02/2020 11:34

@Spam, thanks for enlightening me. Still 🤢 with envy. He's one of mine long time top two, the other is Boris Becker. I don't think anyone has mentioned him?

EngagedAgain · 14/02/2020 11:41

@The80'sweregreat - yes but I find occasionally, someone who is far too young comes along, and I think yeah, I'd go for them, even though wouldn't have a hope in hell! Doesn't stop me daydreaming... 😚😚

The80sweregreat · 14/02/2020 11:59

Engaged again, I know what you mean! I really like the actor that plays Keanu Taylor in Eastenders but I know it's wrong and I'd probably end up ' mothering' him ! 😂my son is a similar age to the actor !

I guess there no harm in looking / daydreaming and I'm aware that nobody would even look my way anymore, but it's harmless fun I suppose! I could never be that older woman with the younger man : it would feel so wrong and what would you have in common with them?
I'm overthinking this thread.

JunkshopLil · 14/02/2020 12:04

I remember seeing Sir Patrick Stewart on Graham Norton a few years back. The more I watched the more I started to fancy him - that voice, that smile. I googled him and he was 73 at the time!