to think its not the real Simon Cowell in the Barclaycard (I think) ad?!

[PyongyangKipperbang]

DD says it is and he's had cosmetic surgery. I think it isnt as there is no way he would end up looking like that and its a piss take lookylikey.

I mean it does sound like him and sort of looks like him, but it clearly isnt!

It genuinely is. You should look him up on Celebrity X Factor, it'll make sense then.

DD is correct.

He's

a) had work done

b) lost shitloads of weight by going vegan

But what is making him look weird is that his weight loss now means that his American cosmetic dentistry no longer properly fits his mouth or face.

I thought during X Factor that his teeth being too big was also affecting his speech.

It's definitely him, that was exactly how he looked on X Factor

But he looks so weird!

I was laughing at the ad when she asked me what was funny and she looked at me like I am an idiot....clearly she is right!

Why would anyone pay to look like that?!