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Original poster

ehhh?

27 replies

onlyWotz · 30/08/2007 23:23

Im am a little worse for a drink ot two. But its been a tough day and I want a swear thread

SO FeCK OFF

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StealthPolarBear · 30/08/2007 23:29

FIne I will
Hope tomorrow is better

totaleclipse · 30/08/2007 23:29

same to you with knobs on

StealthPolarBear · 30/08/2007 23:31
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onlyWotz · 30/08/2007 23:39

oh you can all feck off. So polite. "I will regret this in morning" (said may times to be sure)!!!!!

Where's expat? The fucker!

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EmsMum · 30/08/2007 23:44

pee po belly bum drawers.

I just can't write proper swear words. IRL only!

Fiddlepoops.

sorry I did try.

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onlyWotz · 30/08/2007 23:47

Thnaks ems, bloody wanking goodjob!

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harleyd · 30/08/2007 23:50

goddamn mtherfkin sh1tsucking arsewiping wnk bstard cckf*ckers

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onlyWotz · 30/08/2007 23:53

harleyd yougobsgit fecking aresewipe

twat -

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harleyd · 30/08/2007 23:54

f*ckin lol

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onlyWotz · 30/08/2007 23:55

shitflickercunnylicker!

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harleyd · 30/08/2007 23:56

oh aye fuckin cunny funt

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onlyWotz · 30/08/2007 23:57

gobsmutpricklicker!

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harleyd · 30/08/2007 23:58

farkinsheepshaggin wankin gobsh1te

NormaStanleyFletcher · 30/08/2007 23:58

SteamingPileOfWankFeckBollocksTitArseBugger

The things I do

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onlyWotz · 31/08/2007 00:02

ROFL - makes and old MNer happy I
CAN"T do this in RL

youfucktwits!

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Desiderata · 31/08/2007 00:02

'FUCK OFF YOU CUNT'

Court rise ...

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onlyWotz · 31/08/2007 00:03

DEsiDurtFecker! lol

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Desiderata · 31/08/2007 00:07

I am liking that name

Turd ...

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onlyWotz · 31/08/2007 00:10

TurdWotz...name change possibly!
Other suggestions?

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Desiderata · 31/08/2007 00:14

I rather like that, too For some reason, when I heard TurdWotz, I thought CrimeWatch ..

Turd is a great word. I haven't heard it on MN for a long while.

Well, anyway, I was being a bit nice there. You can still fuck off, withertits.

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onlyWotz · 31/08/2007 00:20

thanks NMer turdbrains!

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harleyd · 31/08/2007 10:55

oi wotz - have you a great big fat hangover

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onlyWotz · 31/08/2007 11:32

sssshhhhhh yes

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Desiderata · 31/08/2007 11:34
harleyd · 31/08/2007 11:41

have you washed your mouth out with soap & water
hysterical you were!