To ask for your favourite thread

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Just come across Penis Beaker again and I'm crying with laughter

AIBU to ask for yours? Penis beaker is definitely my favourite thread here!

The super soaker thread (in classics)

Has a great mix of humour, disbelief and a gracious OP.

Mexican house thief - still the ultimate in cheeky fuckery.

And this thread, for giving us the phrase ‘stunt pineapple’
www.mumsnet.com/Talk/mumsnet_classics/2749425-What-naice-things-do-you-make-sure-are-visible-to-visitors

And this one:
www.mumsnet.com/Talk/mumsnet_classics/2626486-Ive-left-the-children-8-and-4-respectively-home-alone

The Sistine screamer, I actually went to Italy shortly after that and had to muffle my quiet giggle as I looked up and recalled the thread.

I liked the little Korean woman too.

Also one about the house abroad when the people turned up there were people staying in it. Can’t read all the thread name but it was a real CF one.

'Give me your eerie stories' thread. I believe it contains the Savernake Forest and blonde man in the nightclub posts. Utterly chilling.

On a lighter note, He Has Eaten a Fat Ball.

The pizza to school one was BRILLIANT! When posters rightly pointed out that staff have enough on their plates without arsing about with balloons and pizzas, the OP was a bit "Well what else do teachers have to do on their lunch hour"

Ooh and the recent one where the OP wanted to complain because according to her 5 year old son a dinner lady ate a fish finger. She wanted her to get sacked IIRC 🤣 was fun watching her get torn a new one

It was years ago but it was a woman whose husband spent an hour each night drying his body, head to toe, with a hairdryer. She wondered if this was unreasonable.

I still laugh about this on a regular basis.

I love all thread where posters refer to their DH’s “hobby” but refuse to say what is it because it might be outing.

Everyone then completely ignores the actually question in the thread and sets about guessing what the hobby is.

It’s always cycling.

I came to MN after both but I really loved reading Mexican House Thief and Old Korean Lady.

I only recently found the original Penguin Bollard post as well.

Balonz.

Oops, posted too quickly!

The Balonz baby name thread made my stomach hurt from laughing

If anyone fancies a giggle

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/baby_names/2197937-Help-Difficult-choice-of-boys-names-Sean-Daniel-or-Balonz?topicid=5014&threadid=2197937&pg=1

@YouTheCat yes that was me! It always amazes me when people remember it. I fully laugh about it now but it was tinged with a bit of hurt at the time - made an awful lot better by the Mumsnet support and hilarity!

Oh my God the Sistine screamer! That one was golden!

Sistine screamer and snapped and farted.
God I laughed so much at snapped and farted

Not my favourite as such, but the thread where the poster believed the mocked up Daily Mail pictures of the Queen and William and Kate preparing George's baby bottles were real 😬😂

I think my handle is a giveaway as to my favourite

Mexican house thief with the stealth bridesmaid post still cracks me up.

I loved the thread about jack Russelling ! The best phrase ever

The Hedge Sex one.

I was already in fits our laughter but when the response to several suggestions that it might just have been hedgehogs, rather than bonking humans in the hedge, was “I’ve never heard a hedgehog ask for it up the bum” I thought I was going to die laughing.

Can anyone link to the pizza one? I'm a teacher and I feel I might enjoy it

@TidyDancer any chance of a link to your thread?

Snapped and farted and the Argos crow

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/3477486-WIBU-to-get-pizza-delivered-to-DDs-school-for-her-birthday-lunch?pg=1&order=

Cutted Up Pear

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/mumsnet_classics/1301196-If-my-3yo-had-access-to-AIBU