To ask for your favourite thread

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Just come across Penis Beaker again and I'm crying with laughter

AIBU to ask for yours? Penis beaker is definitely my favourite thread here!

Hedge sex for hilarity but the woman who blocked in the school mum parking cf’s until the next morning and getting her apology for determination. I do admire that woman.

Darked on and the span-gran demolition neighbour, although that one ended quite badly IIRC.
Me, DH, and DM often mention spiders willies if I leave my washing out overnight, which I do. Often.

Softzilla and that creepy red baubles thread.. I often wonder about them.
For pure comedy Snapped and Farted and Sistine Chapel.

There was a brilliant one called Petty Acts of Vindictiveness or something like that.
I liked the one where if DH was annoying, the poster put a bit of glittery eyeshadow on his pillowcase.
And the couple who farted on his divorce papers before sending them back.

SGM "I AM CANADIAN" still makes me giggle.

Kitchen objects that are pricks, still leaves me in stitches, especially the one with her Henry hoover giving her the eye, I'm giggling just thinking about it

I'd forgotten darked on and spider penises.

Sistine Chapel and the recent "ick" thread, which caused me to randomly guffaw for days afterwards.

@StillCoughingandLaughing thank you! About to settle in for a read while the baby feeds :)

Thanks for these everyone, I needed that today!
Missed the Sistine Chapel one though, anyone got a link?

I like the one about the neighbour's cat

I think the Sistine chapel one was deleted as was a troll

Penguin on a train. It's short and simple and hilarious. The OP has a great turn of phrase.
I laugh out loud and very time.

I loved Elderly Korean Lady and Mexican House Thief.

Sistine Chapel:

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/3178898-DH-embarrassed-by-my-sensitivity

Angela Hernandez.

penguin on a train

Recent ones

• the poster who asked if it was normal for her British husband to hold hands with his male friend while walking down the street. Not sure she accepted the conclusions that he is gay
• the poster who insisted a brand new cleaner drank her gin and refused to accept it could have been her teenage son
• pizzagate at the school was a good one

Sistine chapel one was hilarious

Pom Bears. I always smile when I see a packet of Pom Bears as a result of that one...

thanks @PenguinsOnParade

korean

Sharon

Also just read Korean again and I am fucking howling !!

That was supposed to say remembered not read. Can anybody link it, can't bloody find it !

Elderly Korean Lady, Sistine Chapel and one in Style and Beauty about what I thought I would look like vs what I actually look like - bought a leather jacket and thought I would look cool, actually look like Suzy Quatro’s fat nan 😂