Sorry, gross subject I know, but have just spent a good 10 minutes bleaching our loo after the workman working on our drains has spent 15 minutes on it - and left it in a right old mess!
Same thing happened yesterday and I actually had to leave the house, I felt so sick.
Tomorrow I am telling a huge fib, along the lines of 'kids have all got a bug and our loos are out of bounds', they will have to go find a public loo and make a mess there! Sorry, but at this time of night the last thing I want to do is clean up after them!