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To hide these items unless she’s visiting....

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Iggy131313 · 01/01/2020 16:08

I already know the answer to this really, because I either only display these items when my aunt visits, OR I look like the craziest narcissist this side of “I love myself town”.

My aunt is a beautiful and generous woman, and I love her. She buys me lots of thoughtful gifts at Christmas because she loves to do it, and I am grateful. She also loves to spend time making sure her gifts are personal, but MN, OH MN, this year has been spectacular....

I am 40 years old, I live with my DS who is 9. And this year my aunt has gone onto my Facebook, specifically my profile pictures and for Christmas I got the following....

  1. A full length canvas print of me posing in a dress.
  2. A mug with my face on.
  3. A travel mug with my face on.
  4. not one, BUT TWO cushions each of a close up OF MY FACE.
  5. A FULL CALENDER EACH MONTH WITH A DIFFERENT PICTURE OF MY OWN FACE!

Now, who, IN THEIR RIGHT MIND HAS THEIR OWN FACE ON CUSHIONS! IMAGINE WHAT VISITORS WOULD THINK!

It has made me laugh so much, but was not in any way a joke....ahhhhhh families eh?

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PatchworkElmer · 28/12/2020 20:55

😂😂😂

Haggertyjane · 28/12/2020 21:02

Oh dear god! Hell on earth.

purplecorkheart · 28/12/2020 21:05

You could always regift them as long as you promise to record the recipients reactions

Greentrianglequalitystreet · 28/12/2020 21:08

That’s hilarious. YABU to put them away and deprive others of a good giggle.

Dominoz · 28/12/2020 21:11

This was my favourite thread of the year. DYING to know what you got for Christmas. It's a heartwarming and genuinely lovely thread.

BluebellsareBlue · 28/12/2020 21:12

This is spectacular!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

lunar1 · 28/12/2020 21:13

I'm totally place marking for next years gifts! Maybe open without your son, what if she discovered love honey!

Pandabuzz · 28/12/2020 21:27

This is the best thread I’ve ever read Grin

Gobbeldegook · 28/12/2020 21:28

My dad's photogift mad this year. Everyone got one. Bags, cushions, mugs, canvases, pillows. Thankfully he can't visit as it's too far. I've sent a photo of it on the wall then took it down 🤣

Weirdfan · 28/12/2020 21:32

I missed this thread in January and am so glad I happened on it now, absolute comedy gold and I also can't wait for next year, thank you OP Grin

Weirdfan · 28/12/2020 21:33

And yes, please put it in Classics MNHQ 🙏

Lemonydrizzle · 28/12/2020 21:34

Needed this laugh today, what a lady your aunt is!!

Feckmesideways · 28/12/2020 21:37

Do the candles actually smell like their title?

Puddingypops · 28/12/2020 21:42

@Feckmesideways well, no, BUT it’s like psychosomatic, so even though the knob cheese is vanilla when you sniff it, my subconscious creates vanilla with knob cheese, I’m yet to sniff the sweaty minge...

I shrieked when I saw the minge and covered it from my son, if you look carefully at the pic you can see where I’ve started to try to remove the label, but they are REALLY stuck on. I won’t waste the candles, but there’s no way those labels are staying on...nooooo way!

Dasher789 · 28/12/2020 21:45

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

HollyGoLoudly1 · 28/12/2020 21:50

Literally have tears running down my face reading this thread, thanks OP you have cheered me up no end Grin

BobbidyBob · 28/12/2020 21:56

I genuinely couldn’t read your update out to my husband because I was wheeze-laughing. Christ on a bike, CUNT mug and erect jelly babies. I just can’t... Xmas Grin

AngelonTopoftheTree · 29/12/2020 12:16

I remember reading this way back in Jan, thanks so much for the update OP - looking forward to December 2021 installment Xmas GrinXmas Grin

Plussizejumpsuit · 29/12/2020 12:18

Wow amazing. Bless she did try. But very odd

Shutupyoutart · 29/12/2020 13:03

I needed this today 😂thanks op and auntie.

EveryDayIsADuvetDay · 29/12/2020 13:09

Oh well. Just become famous for something and they'll be worth a fortune.

Take the mug into work - at least you'll be guaranteed no one else will use it, v covid safe.

lyinginthegutterstaringatstars · 29/12/2020 13:24

Your aunt sounds amazing 🤩

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