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Rory Stewart is ugly sexy

51 replies

Lycidas · 01/01/2020 12:15

Mmmmmm Blush

Discuss.

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MrsToothyBitch · 01/01/2020 13:24

Loving the Portillo love on here. Bet he wears nice pants and would be a considerate lover!

TomCruises · 01/01/2020 13:27

Michael Portillo has always floated my boat, I love his filthy full lips 👄

ohprettybaby · 01/01/2020 13:34

Wouldn’t put either Rod Stewart or Benedict Cumberbatch in this category though. Think both are fairly conventional looking.
I think Benedict Cumberbatch is very, er, distinctive looking. Not at all conventional. If he wasn't in the public eye I'm sure he'd receive far less female attention.

Rory Stewart has a very distinctive wide mouth and large teeth but smiles can be very attractive and I do think he's a decent man.

I can see the attraction of Michael Portillo, I can even see the attraction of Jacob Rees-Mogg (in a very Harry Potter way Grin) but definitely not Cumberbatch.

Patroclus · 01/01/2020 13:43

DH lawrence had a phrase he always used for it, which I very usefully cant remember now.

Rory Stewart is a 12 year etonian cosplaying colonialism.

Patroclus · 01/01/2020 13:44

Despite that though I dont mind him.

Butchyrestingface · 01/01/2020 13:47

I can see the attraction of Michael Portillo, I can even see the attraction of Jacob Rees-Mogg (in a very Harry Potter way grin) but definitely not Cumberbatch.

I’d have carnal knowledge of Cumberbatch long before JRM.

JRM before BJ or Trump, I grant you. 🤮

Patroclus · 01/01/2020 13:49

Portillo is half spanish. You can see it.

Strugglingtodomybest · 01/01/2020 13:53

I agree, and thanks to the pp who pointed out that he looks a bit like Willem Dafoe. I love Willem Dafoe and this totally explains my Rory love to me.

I can also confirm that Ed Balls is a great dream kisser too.

I'll get my coat...

Patroclus · 01/01/2020 13:55

He into his opera as well. I could imagine him in a pink shirt, beige trousers combo, carrying me through the paris catacombs, cape flailing behind back to his tory dungeon for a night.

Nicolastuffedone · 01/01/2020 14:00

No OP. He really, really isn’t

namechangetheworld · 01/01/2020 14:09

I get it. I like his hair.

MisterMole · 01/01/2020 15:39

Yeah (ugly doesn't seem kind) but he's not "gawjus" but if he was single and asked I'd be compelled to say yes please!!!

PositiveVibez · 01/01/2020 15:42

All of you thinking Portillo is in any way sexy - well you all need help!! 😱😁

Myusername101 · 01/01/2020 15:48

Not even a tiny bit Confused

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HoomanMoomin · 01/01/2020 16:06

Just ugly.

Lllot5 · 01/01/2020 16:09

Benedict Cumberbatch yes. The others no.

30daysoflight · 01/01/2020 16:17

Love Portillo, like Rory but God not for his looks. Benedict Cumberbatch is truly gruesome. My ugly beautiful is Ron Perlman I know how bad this is.

NurseButtercup · 01/01/2020 16:41

He's not classically attractive but he is very very charismatic and a good singer.

IlsSortLaPlupartAuNuitMostly · 01/01/2020 16:50

You do know who we’re talking about do you Buttercup?

Rory Stewart is ugly sexy
Rory Stewart is ugly sexy
Butchyrestingface · 01/01/2020 16:57

I agree. Rory has a wonderful baritone. His rendering of Ally Bally Bee can quite reduce me to tears.

FruitcakeOfHate · 01/01/2020 16:57

His voting record is just pure ugly.

DragonUdders · 01/01/2020 17:01

Crown HmmCrown Shock

loutypips · 01/01/2020 17:08

He looks like a baddie from a Dickens novel. Not sexy in the slightest.

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