I’m never lost for word but THIS....

[YuletideFairy]

“Single? Unhappy? Lonely? No confidence?
Maybe the problem is not in you but in your face”

WTAF?

The grammar and so on is so poor that I think it was written by a person with English as a foreign language. Not that that makes it better.

I think the text might be written by a bot

Or the whole thing is a piss take

Is it wrong I just find it funny - let the slugs do the talkin babes

Where do I sign up ?

'This will end your single life and surely start your good and happy life'

What.
The.
Actual...
...??

Agree it's really badly written, and a very odd sentiment.

Is having my eyebrows done really going to make 'boys crave for me'. Can I sue if it doesn't happen?

I am tired of having my eyebrows getting smudged though, its true. Fucking smudgy eyebrow bastards.

That is such bad English!

🐛🐛
👁 👁

I’ve got amazing eyebrows but they didn’t start a good and happy life!

@AmIthechristmasfairy where do I sign up?😂😂
That's exactly what I was going to say!
Seriously though, where do I sign up?

It's TRUE though. Men are always rejecting me because my eyebrows aren't gigantic enough. They only fancy women with two giant slugs over their eyes.

theyve found the cure for single people finally

"Spacial offer" - ok then!

Think I'll pass. People who can't get their adverts right aren't going anywhere near my eyebrows with blades - their accuracy is in question!

You should get this moved to both Relationships and Pedants' Corner. Not many threads qualify for this unusual categorisation.

If the boys are craving my eyebrows rather than, say, the bits you'd expect I'm thinking I'd rather they crave someone else.

I mean, if I invest in bigging up my brows are they going to try to hump my forehead like a bunch of randy Jack Russels? Cause as funny as that would be to watch I'm thinking no.

I need her eyebrow treatment and The Revolution of Chris the psychic
(or whatever he called it).

It's like all these marvellous offerings are just landing in my lap at once.

I feel truly blessed.

I'm just hoping I get a Rap'Tou from Santa - "Here's the egg but where's the shell?" then my life will truly be complete.

The problem is yer face! Phil Mitchell voice

My god, that's hilarious!! 😆

For once I’m speechless. I think I’ll be passing on that Spacial offer, though

That is so awful it's BRILLIANT

I... what? wait, WHAT??? I... there are no words!

Wtf

Boys will be craving you. 😂😂