I’m never lost for word but THIS....

[YuletideFairy]

“Single? Unhappy? Lonely? No confidence?
Maybe the problem is not in you but in your face”

WTAF?

Me fail English? That unpossible!

You'd think there could be a happy medium between thin overplucked line and Liam Gallagher, but the fashion industry does not seem to agree.

It's that bad it's funny ether than offensive.

Ah, that's why my ex ran off with Miss Fanny Pelmet! My eyebrows!

Faceslap

This is funny. Shall we all book flights to Turkey?

🤣🤣🤣

Well I woke up feeling a bit sad this morning and this has cheered me up!

Oh I’m so glad everyone else laughed too!

DON'T FALL FOR THIS!

I have eyebrows so sluglike that I can no longer eat lettuce without people attempting to swat my brows away from my sandwich. Yet the boys do not crave me.

Or maybe they can, but I can't see them doing it because of my eyebrows being half way down my cheeks.

fanny pelmet. Snigger

This is so bad but really funny 😂😂

I asked my new man of 7 weeks ( call the Guinness book of records ) what attracted me to him and of course it was my brows 😉 I’m from Liverpool where the scouse brow is prevalent. I do not have those. They are atrocious and god help them in the rain. I must tell all of my single friends to get to said salon to bag themselves a Christmas shag.