I’m never lost for word but THIS....

[YuletideFairy]

“Single? Unhappy? Lonely? No confidence?
Maybe the problem is not in you but in your face”

WTAF?

Reminds me of an ad for contact lenses I saw some years ago “Get your specs off for the boys”.

That is horrifying Dipp.

I will continue to be horrified by that all morning.

I just looked this up on Facebook. This is dreadful but hilarious at the same time. For full effect OP, you should've left on the photo from the post! That really was terrible.

See aforementioned photo. There really are no words.

What a load of badly written shit. Are there really people who might fall for that crap?

They've definitely got an eyebrow usp. Bought rimmel eyebrow pencil with no guarantees of surely starting a good and happy life. Feel like a right mug now. Wish I'd seen that ad first.

Just seen promo pic. Before eyebrows look lovely to me!

I think it is written by someone who uses the English language as maybe their 3rd or 4th language. Maybe Google translated their language into English?

What was wrong with the "before" eyebrows. What is 6D???

What is 6D???

I think with 3D you get Groucho Marx eyebrows but with 6D it's more Oscar the Grouch.

Oh wow! Just wow! Must wake dh to show him what he's been missing!

The photo does it for me. WTAF!

I absolutely loathe the "trend" of slug eyebrows. I accept people can do what they want with their own face, but God, I think it looks awful.
I almost miss the early 00's, when tiny thin eyebrows were in.

Perhaps it's a spatial offer because afterwards your eyebrows will be so large, they'll be visible from outer space?

If only I'd known when I was single that the solution to all my problems was my eyebrows. Feel like such a fool now.

The wording sounds like it’s been written in another language and translated with google translate or something.

Awful but hilarious at the same time!

Well seeing as their writing is so terrible I wonder who would trust the author with their precious boy magnets? Boy? Who is the target audience here?

Another who thinks that the English doesn’t sound quite right here, not just someone who is grammatically incontinent but who literally doesn’t understand the lingo.

I would be interested to see if they have any reviews at all

as used by all those women on The Apprentice who allegedly share bathrooms, get ready in twenty minutes, and have THE wierdest eyebrows.

That's the actual picture? Hahaha epic. That, with the blurb. It's a piss-take. Cannot be real

Ah, bit of searching shows that this salon is in Hisaronu, Turkey, which would explain the wording.

London hair beauty in Turkey? Ok, that makes sense!

Well if you end up with the "after" brows, you'll certainly get attention.
Mainly people pointing and laughing, but hey that's better than being lonely and single...

Where do I sign up?

It's TRUE though. Men are always rejecting me because my eyebrows aren't gigantic enough. They only fancy women with two giant slugs over their eyes.

Same here!

I found that putting a paper bag over my head (after having used a Sharpie to adorn it with eyebrows of Dennis Healey proportions) solved the problem, and much more economically.

Don't miss your chance to get your eye brows done before christmas, see opening hours from their facebook page.

"Hı everyone Day Before crismas we r open as well. SEE u all ı. Tuesday as well.. have a nice Crismas"

eyebrows... what every man looks for in a woman. This is hilarious

I hope the fashion for slugs passes in the near future. I thought the plucked, barely visible eyebrows of the 70s were bad, but the slug is worse.

When I rule the world, the cosmetics business is in for a very hard time.