To think that Xmas cards this year are THE worst yet

[WobbleHead]

I think we have this thread every year.

I’m not fecking asking for much.

I need four funny cards.

They need to not have a swear word on them.

Or pictures of tits, bollocks or arses.

Or be about farting or poo.

Or beer, gin, being hungover, hating Christmas, or be about a wife being a nagging harpy.

We’re not a cat or pug family.

My parents wouldn’t have the faintest idea who many celebrities are.

I am in despair.

Has every card manufacturer’s copy writer had their sense of humour surgically removed.

I’m even desperate enough to just go for non funny cards but they all seem to substitute humour for nauseating bad taste instead.

Moonpig have some that fit that criteria. You can leave the inside blank and get them posted to you if you wanted to write in them yourself

I thought these were ridiculously funny

Any good?

The fork handles one is brilliant!!! Where was it from?

CRUK have traditional cards with none of the above!

Haha - oops! I see you need funny not tradition cards - ignore!!

Without sounding dim, I don't understand the fork handle one? And I'm sad lol

@Tink1990 Four candles.

I got some from scribbler. Admittedly most of theirs are quite rude but there were a few that might fit your brief.

I bought these last year.

shop.perennial.org.uk/products/holly-and-ivy-christmas-cards

bridget, they were a pack of charity cards which I got from our local feed merchants / country store place. Most people I sent them to commented how funny they were

Thanks, I'll keep my out. My dad would love that.

My eye out.

@PatricksRum - thank you!

@tink1990, classic two Ronnies sketch

m.youtube.com/watch?v=pV1IP4N9ajg

I buy from Thortful or Redbubble

I like Matt cards - the telegraph illustrator, but think you are leaving it a bit late to order online and post. You do find them in garden centres often too. Obviously some are a bit rude or feature pets, it's part of the territory

www.comedycard.co.uk/collections/funny-christmas-cards

For naice non funny cards I'd recommend Whistlefish in future, great value for brilliant quality art cards. whistlefish.com