To ask for the meaning of "plopcarpet"

[OneFootintheRave]

Anyone? Googling did not help. Apparently the bloke from Gavin and Stacey levelled this insult via Twitter at Laura Kuenssberg.

Surely it is just a made up insult.

So many other insults have racist, sexist, homophobic, classiest etc connotations that it makes sense to make up your own or be hauled over the coals in the media for your choice of phrase.

To me it sounds like a dog shit on a carpet. I like it as insults go

What happened when my dog had diarrhoea.

It’s just a made up insult?

No idea, but I found it amusing, probably because my opinion of her was already coloured by a couple of her recent errors of judgement/sloppiness - accepting without checking the fake labour hospital assault story and her inappropriate (unlawful?) comments on postal votes.

It has me thinking "Ploppy" from Blackadder. Probably made up then. Fair enough.

A plop carpet? Hmm. A shitty rug? Seems an odd thing to call someone.

I really like Laura Kuenssberg.

Corbynistas were very pissed off with her (again) because she suggested they weren’t heading for a glorious victory. Obviously this was due to her appalling bias.

There was a thread on here a few days ago wanting her blood for doing her job.

It has me thinking "Ploppy" from Blackadder.

"The long winter evenings must just fly by ... "

I really like Laura Kuenssberg.

I can't stand her ever since seeing her live on a panel - in real life, she is so exaggerated but I guess that makes for more dynamic television. She just wasn't able to tone it down though when the cameras were off

Breathlessness
Corbynistas were very pissed off with her (again) because she suggested they weren’t heading for a glorious victory. Obviously this was due to her appalling bias.

Was that anything to do with her postal vote comments?

It has me thinking "Ploppy" from Blackadder.
"The long winter evenings must just fly by ... "

Doormat

I don't dislike her because I'm a Corbynista.
I just have this irrational hatred of people who tell lies and who have personal connections which rather suggest a conflict of interest when impartiality should be the fundamental aspect of your job description. After all, we're still just about on the not Newspeak side of the abyss.
Plopcarpet sounds juvenile and 8 year old boy speak though.
Unprofessional liar might have got him into trouble though.

‘who have personal connections which rather suggest a conflict of interest’

Do tell

Is it not the layer of TP you put into the toilet in anticipation of releasing a depth charge.

@Gulsink

Is it not the layer of TP you put into the toilet in anticipation of releasing a depth charge

Now that has to be the best definition