Phrases you hate

[Flyingfish2019]

Which are the phrases you hate in a conversation?

StayClassy how is irregardless not a real word?! It's as real as the words real and word!

"perfectly acceptable" (usually said by someone who needs to unclench)

"Tucked up in bed and fast asleep" (said by adults to/about other adults)

@SleepyReindeer 😄 I read my DS the riot act yesterday morning for referring to his stomach as his tummy.

'Can I get...?' is unforgivably vulgar.

'You do you' also ranks highly.

I identify as/ my pronouns are:

You can fuck right off with that shit!

The exact same thing

Ugh just no.
It is exactly the same is how I was taught at school

Catch/ caught feelings and hay ho

Irregardless is a word sometimes used in place of regardless or irrespective, which has caused controversy since the early twentieth century, though the word appeared in print as early as 1795.[1] Most dictionaries list it as non-standard or incorrect usage, and recommend that "regardless" should be used instead

I also really dislike Crimbo and Xmas. Also the phrase 'in and of itself'. I'm sure there are many others too.

Oh yes, 'living my best life!' Yuck!

"but that's just me"

Really, it is not. Your thoughts and opinions are not unique.

read my DS the riot act yesterday morning for referring to his stomach as his tummy
Hm. Are you sure he meant stomach as opposed to abdomen?

Making memories.
Mummy friends.
Mumma bear.
You do you.
N things ie bumpsnbabies, catsndogs or catzndogz and a terrible shop when i was younger...Fags N Mags

"it's a case of..."

In this case it is a case of fucking nothing, Dave! You repetative cunt.

That's not what "but that's just me" means @MayLeaveADentInYourSofa

It doesn't mean they think they are unique in their thoughts, it means they're saying that's who they are/what they think.

"The flu"

You don't say "the cancer" or "the arthritis" or "the toothache"

It's flu. Short for influenza. Not "the influenza".

any kind of backtalking from children rustles my bushes.

Words like ‘holibobs’, ‘hubster’ and famalam.
Also as above the phase ‘living my best life’ really annoys me.

Making memories

Hate that. Twee bollocks

Lifestyle choice

Oh yes, that’s just me.

Can I send it to yourself in writing?

Agreed. Always used by thickos trying to sound like they have a modicum of intelligence. Also, 'blue lighted to hospital', although I've only ever heard it on Mumsnet.

Rustles my bushes. Can we start a favourite phrases thread? This is now currently at the top of my list

I absolutely hate it when people say or write 'my bad'.

I feel like screaming "speak proper English!!!"

I really hate the term 'massive', it's overused to the point that no one seems to even say 'big' anymore.

Is this the hill I die on?