@NearlyGranny
My DH: "You don't want that."
Me: a) Yes I do; I just said so! b) How would you know better than I do what I want? c) Why not just be honest and say YOU don't want me to have whatever it is? d) I'll spend my money how I please so butt out. 🙄
OOOOH stuff like this gives me the rage too.
With my DH, it's me saying 'I'm gonna go tidy the kitchen' and I stand up to walk into the kitchen. Then he says 'no sit DOWN and relax, do it TOMORRRROW !!!' I think 'Errrm, no actually. I am informing you what I'm doing, NOT asking for permission/if you think I should do it.'
Also! When we are walking in the street or shop or shopping centre, and the pathway/walkway starts to narrow, he says 'AFTER YOU......' and extends his arm like a fucking butler. I feel like saying 'Errm, I don't NEED yours or anyone ELSE'S permission to go first/in front of you! I was going first anyway!!!' When I do the same to HIM (which I have started doing,) he looks quite annoyed. Prob thinks the same as me LOL. That he doesn't need my permission to go off in front.
AND, whenever I have been to our little town on my own, (and not told him I am going coz he was in bed and I only just decided to go,) he says 'I wish I had known you were going, I could have done with X, Y, and Z....' Every. Single. TIME. Yet when I tell him I am going, he never wants anything. 
AND when he can't find something in the house, he says 'I have no idea where that item has got to, but I know I haven't moved it!' Only me and him live in this house now as our DC have left,so he is obviously accusing me, without actually saying he is!! 
Or he says 'This thing is broken and I KNOW it was all right when I left it.' AGAIN, only him or me could have broken it and he has already stated that it wasn't HIM. So he is obviously accusing me
@Shodan
if I asked him to make a small compromise on anything I'd get "Oh I'll just give up playing golf/going to work/whatever ALTOGETHER THEN shall I?"
Oh my DH does this occasionally too. I get sick of a certain 3 or 4 programmes being on that he is obsessed with watching, and I say 'do we HAVE to have this on every single day?' Then he says' oh I'll just stop watching it altogether than shall I?' So passive aggressive! ARGH!
I do still love him though, and I am not perfect. And to be fair, the first 3 things aren't THAT bad, (him saying 'sit down and relax!' and saying 'after YOU' when we are out walking! and saying he could have done with a certain thing from town if only he had known I was going. )
It's just me being a bit stroppy, but I do find it irksome...
@67bird
In the middle of an argument, no matter what the time is “I’m going to bed, I’m very tired”
Ooooh, my ex used to do this! Leaving a nasty toxic atmosphere behind. He even used to start arguments before he went to work before his 2-10 afternoon shift, then storm out at 1.30pm, and leave the toxic cloud of nastiness behind. Ya know, just to ruin my day. 
I had the (unresolved) argument on my mind all day, and evening, and night, and knew I had HIM and his fucking mardy face to contend with at 10.30 at night (when he got in.) Got to the point where I went to bed in the spare room at 9.50pm, so I wouldn't be there when he came in. Glad to be free of that arsehole. The man I am with now is WAY better in comparison!