to think I've found the ideal stocking filler for all your men (joke)

[rhubarbcrumbles]

Stop searching, here's the ideal gift for adult men everywhere

Does it come with a beaker, or do you need to source that separately?

I think the beaker only comes with the luxury gift pack.

I love that it's an 'essentials' item, because clearly soap and water don't do it anymore 😂

'Boners'

How weird.

I hope penis beaker MNer filed for a patent

That's perfect - how much is it please?

A snip at £11.

Well that’s my office secret Santa gift sorted then thanks

Oh £11 maybe not then oh well back to soap on a rope

I’ve seen it described as ‘cheating crotch fabreeze’ 😂

Tig33 you could always get the budget version

This genuinely might be the best thing I've ever seen on the internet

I like how BALLS is in capitals, as though you might not quite believe it..
Apply this gel to your BALLS 🤔

Maybe they are short sighted because of, ahem, nights when there is nothing on television.

A snip, you say? Nice choice of words.

Is there a foof loofah on the next shelf?

I guess after all the fanny fresheners appeared it was just a matter of time before this.

A snip, you say? Nice choice of words.

Glad you saw what I did there....

No sign of the loofah, I will have a look when I next go shopping.

“Fresh feeling” they mean tasting

Minty fresh perhaps?

It will make a change for the men that empty a pack of talcum powder down their shorts rather than wash.

Where Can I get the cheap one! I need a secret Santa present for tomorrow!!! 😂

It will make a change for the men that empty a pack of talcum powder down their shorts rather than wash

Surely that would just form a smegma paste.

What shop is this?!?!