To have an irrational hatred for all things 'smashed it'

[QueenOfIce]

You'll smash it
She/he/we smashed it
Go on smash it!
Smashed it 👊🏻

I hate it!

Agree. It's such a violent expression; the imagery is horrible and it's far too aggressive.

I was thinking, reading this, that it MUST be someone who watches/watched fucking I'm a celebrity..... every other sentence is punctuated by smash it, smashed it, gave it 110% etc. Same with high fives, does anyone really do this? In real life situations? Jeez.

My MIL always says 'I called in Asda' etc. I hate it and not sure why.
And the bloody giraffe on CBeebies Pablo always says 'to point the fact' STFU

Oh and 'and then some' infuriates me.

"I got your back" vom

Plenty. I've posted about this before and got all the but 'I got plenty space', 'I'm plenty tired', what the fuck is that all about?

Yes I hate all of these except “it is what it is”. I like that. I always think it helps me to cope slightly better in a less-than- ideal situation.

For example we are going away for a few days tomorrow and the weather forecast is weather-warning bad, so we have had to ditch our Christmas market etc plans and find something else to do. I could cancel. I could sulk. But I’m not (well I am a bit) because “it is what it is”.

‘My bad’

My bad....what? My bad cake decorating? My bad taste in slippers? My bad cat who just destroyed the Christmas tree?

You've got this, mama.

“All good.” Always sounds so passive-aggressive.

Also a couple of women I know with all girl children use the expression “girly girls”, as in “Come on girly girls!”, “girly girls, what would you like to eat?”.

I cringe every time I hear it.

Cake smash !!

I hate it is what it is. Yes it is and I don't fucking like it!!!

How are you diddling!!!!

Making memories with these wonderful humans blessed and living my best life!!

“Reach out” has me singing that Four Tops song “I’ll be there”. Hate it (the phrase, not the song).

“at the end of the day” I always add “it gets dark” when I hear that. It seems people couldn’t be on a Jeremy Kyle show of they didn’t say “at the end of the day that baby is mine” at least three times. I think it was the eligibility criteria.

“Call someone out on” makes me itch.

People who refer to a baby as “little human”.

“We’re pregnant”. Just no.

Oh yes, Masterchef! Full of irritating clichés these days. If I hear one more chef describe his or her dish as "Me on a Plate"...! 🤮

Most of these things annoy me. I don't know what the word is for them (if there is one) but it's a certain type of "stock" phrase that I really dislike.

"You do you" and "That's on you" are possibly the two that irritate me the most. But also anything that's described as "goals" or "win".

"Call someone out on” makes me itch.

Yes this one too. Yuck.

Bitch.
Insert at random all the time.
No need for it, bot big and ot clever.
Derogatory.

May I add the Generation Z version, Rekt it (no it's actually spelt that way instead of wrecked).

I don't mind 'smashed it' too much. But all that #blessed #bestlife #makingmemories drivel makes me want to slap people.

"Reached out" absolutely infuriates me as does "smashed it". I have no idea why.

I do, I have to confess, use "it is what it is" because often it is indeed, what it is.

"Making memories" is just too awful for words. For whoever asked why, it's because - just get on and make them, don't be telling all and sundry. And also, you are making memories ALL the time - it's not something you choose to do. Whether they are amazing memories, shit memories or utterly tedious memories is another matter.

Making memories
Hubby/hubster
Holibobs
Little people
Living my best life
Totes/totes amazeballs
Just sayin
Best version of me
Sorry, not sorry
Awesome
My bad

That's quite a long list !

A relation of DH uses smashed it all the time and it drives me crazy!!

Her DD smashed her first day at school.
Her DD smashed her reading book
After parents evening her DD is smashing primary school