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To have an irrational hatred for all things 'smashed it'

81 replies

QueenOfIce · 04/12/2019 18:55

You'll smash it
She/he/we smashed it
Go on smash it!
Smashed it 👊🏻

I hate it!

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1Morewineplease · 04/12/2019 19:50

Loathsome, particularly when coupled with a high five. ( Shudders)

Mumoftwoyoungkids · 04/12/2019 19:52

That is not an irrational hatred. It is a completely rational hatred.

nitgel · 04/12/2019 19:53

Just dropped

SDTGisAnEvilWolefGenius · 04/12/2019 19:53

” Agree OP, plus ‘best version of myself’”

I agree, @user764329056. The best I can hope to achieve is an reasonably average version of myself’!

mommymooo · 04/12/2019 19:55

"Goals" everything
Parenting goals
Couple goals
Squad goals
Mommy goals
Argh!
I also agree with all the above.

Pinkblueberry · 04/12/2019 19:56

Also, "making memories". Makes me shudder a tiny bit.

#thisiswhatdreamsaremadeof#makingmemories#perfectfamily#itsallforfacebook#wemadethekidsposeforpicturesforanhourratherthanactuallylettingthemenjoythemselves#makingnomemoriesactually...

bobstersmum · 04/12/2019 20:01

Totally agree with reached out! It's ridiculous, I have this mental image of the reacher outer feebly reaching out to grasp the one they're reachering out to, batshit.

Sexnotgender · 04/12/2019 20:03

I’m giving 150%

No you’re fucking notAngry

TheOneWithTheNewName · 04/12/2019 20:07

Smashed it and 'got my game face on' really ruin Masterchef for me

PortNStilton · 04/12/2019 20:09

It was a niche phrase 20 years ago when I was a youngster. Only a few Londoners I knew used it.

Now it’s mainstream, hashtag territory so of course it’s annoying.

FuzzyPuffling · 04/12/2019 20:11

"Life Hack"
Aka a good idea.

TrueFriendsStabYouInTheFront · 04/12/2019 20:11

"My bad"
"Rock up"
"It is what it is"

Argh!!!!

TriangularRatbag · 04/12/2019 20:17

I’m giving 150%

Totally out-of-date, and the hallmark of an underachiever. It was inflated to a million percent years ago Grin

mintyroller · 04/12/2019 20:46

"I am shook" or "I am shooketh".

TheElfFellOffTheShelf · 04/12/2019 20:52

That's why I hated that Peleton advert. Well, it's one of the reasons.

Excited101 · 04/12/2019 20:59

Oh yes! ‘Making memories’ like people are sitting there planning all these ‘memories’ and ‘traditions’

Just live, do stuff, play, go to new places and enjoy yourselves! The traditions and memories will evolve out of that rather than from some hell bent determination to ‘Live Your Best Life!’

QueenOfIce · 04/12/2019 22:28

I wonder how many folk are actually missing out on #livingtheirbestlife #smashingit #lifegoals whilst plastering it on social media.

I think it's the I'm a celebrity that's on at the moment that's done it.

"Yes, go on, you got this, go out there and smash it"

"The trial was so hard but I went in there gave it my all and smashed it"

What the fuck are you talking about?! 🤮

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Mollypolly2610 · 04/12/2019 23:02

The Kellogg’s ad with the line “I’m at the top of ma game”. Cringe
Smashed it makes me wince.
I hate it when Ben Shepherd says on Tipping Point “ oh just a nibble”

Many more but I will need to think

ChardonnaysDistantCousin · 04/12/2019 23:05

“Living my best life”
“Making memories”

Fuck right off.

Aerielview · 04/12/2019 23:12

Smallies

christmassymcchristmas · 04/12/2019 23:22

"Love you the whole world" wtf. Doesn't even make sense

allaboutthequestions · 04/12/2019 23:24

@RolytheRhino smashed it 😂

QueenTaTe · 04/12/2019 23:26

It's a bit of me.

littlepaddypaws · 04/12/2019 23:29

'call them out on it' people who say this can fuck right off,
'reach out' just fuck off
'making memories' do fuck off,
lots of those stupid memes that come up on mn and t shirts, cushions etc, god are you still here ? fuck off and have a bloody processco a shit drink to boot i'm a grumpy moo Smile

littlepaddypaws · 04/12/2019 23:34

mamma bear mode [insert other animal] ffs, stop being dopey you are a human being, not a big furry /hairy creature, but then again, you might be Grin

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