To wish people would give the twee insults a rest?

[JesusInTheCabbageVan]

It just feels like some people are still spitting their tea out over the first 'cockwomble' 500 million years ago. So often someone will post something genuinely nasty or upsetting that they're dealing with, and in among the thoughtful responses you'll see 'Yanbu, he's a cuntwibble/arsewagon/tit-carrot [insert one syllable swear word followed by arbitrary two syllable noun]. No other contribution, they just wanted to get that in there in the hope of a 'PMSL, User12345567 won the internet today!!!!!! '

It's OLD.

Tell me I'm not the only one who cringes when this happens?

And anticipating the 'You're not the MN police' brigade.... I'm not saying people have to stop doing it. Just that I wish they would

Yeah there’s something about spidey-senses

Shouldn’t it be spider senses anyway?

'Gosh!' Do people really use that word?!

ScreamingValenta well you're a glans-camel

Cocklodger is... borderline.

I say gosh a lot IRL. Rarely type it however.

Are you ok Op ?
You’re coming across as a bit of a cunty ninny nogins.

I've started saying 'gosh' IRL as our (lovely and extremely wholesome) childminder is religious and according to DS is not even keen on kids saying 'God' as an expression of surprise/consternation. I constantly worry that I'll shout 'Fuck!' by accident when searching for an acceptable alternative to 'God'.

JesusInTheCabbageVan If I'm a glans-camel, that makes you a bollock-platypus.

Daphne

Like 'twunt' - wtf even is that?
I thought it was twat cunt?

I also say 'oh goodness' and 'oopsy daisy' a lot too. I think I was born in the wrong era 🤔

Best thread ever

Screaming NO

ONE SYLLABLE SWEAR WORD AND TWO SYLLABLE NOUN IS THE RULE

I like to know out a “Goodness Me” on occasion.
Makes me feel like Merry bleeding Poppins, I tell ya.

Knock out, obviously.

Don't be a dickmeerkat

To a degree I agree.

But I am fond of fucknugget.

I think the word 'twee' is worse.

JesusInTheCabbageVan

Don't you try to lay down rules to me, you dick-weasel!

Oh fuck it, come on, would it really sound better if people merely said "fucking cunt" instead.

Wankpuffin

Haven't heard that one before 😂

PMSL, Fi1982 won the internet today!!!!!!

Oooooh, dick-weasel. I like it.

My DH calls one of our neighbours Turdarse (not to his face)

Looking round the room to join in:

Shit Balloon
Fuck Sofa
Wank Lampshade
Damn Picture
Cunt Table
Piss Cushion

Hmmm

Pube-doorbell.

Biff - saucepan.