AIBU to ask for you help in telling me what this is...gross bug picture warning.

[Ditsythespider]

Sorry not really an AIBU but I was just cleaning in the kitchen and found this. Whatever it is it looks like it’s been cut in two as opposed to two of the same thing.
Please tell me it’s a one off thing and I don’t have these things hiding in my walls because my skin is literally crawling right now

AAAAAAAAAAAARGH sorry I realise that isn’t much help

Literally how I’m feeling right now my skin is itching everywhere

My kitchen was cleaned yesterday and was under a bleach bottle I definitely used yesterday and it wasn’t there then. How has it got in and under a bottle so quickly

Centipede?!

Is it a centipede?

Does it have legs?

Looks a bit like a millipede.

Millipede

Looks like a millipede

Is a millepede just a centipede with more legs?

It does have legs. Do they travel alone? There isn’t an army of them hiding waiting for me to fall asleep somewhere is there. Dunno if it’s related they’re next to my sink and my sink has a weird black oil in it. Could it be related?

Sorry it’s not they’re I’m being a bit dramatic there! There’s only 1

Looks like 2 halves of a millipede

Thank you for quick replies I will re enter the kitchen now

Defo looks like a millipede!

Thank you. I can cope with spiders without issue I’m chief spider catcher and rescuer at work and home but I hate bugs like this.

Millipedes are rather cute and dopey - nothing liket aggressive, predatory centipedes. Millipedes are wholly peaceful and vegetarian, and they don't usually live in people's houses, so this is a complete one off - don't worry that there are hoardes of them in your home :)