Lighthearted 
but if I come home one more time to find my DP has emptied the bin but hasn't put a new bin-bag back in, then I don't think I should be held responsible for my actions.
AIBU to think that if you're going to do a job, then bloody do it properly? Are there any jobs your OH "half" does?
(Double standards I know but when I lived at home I was guilty of loading the washing machine and then leaving my mum to empty it. Drove her mad and quite rightly so!)