Just seen my first 'spag bowl' on FB. I feel like I belong here now

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I'm honoured.

A MN thing is 'towed' the line!

Rediculous thread.

As a teacher I see some interesting ones. A child (with no sen) wrote phonetically Along the lines of

Mum asked if my friend could come but she cunt. She cunt come because ... etc.

Omg, those that are saying Walla, do you actually mean people use this word for Voila? As in the french expression? Sorry my keyboard is UK English so doesn’t give me that acute accent.

Mum asked if my friend could come but she cunt. She cunt come because ... etc....... 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Have just saw a post of FB... Baby in a pumpkin, parent has written on it
"Trickle treat" ( trick or treat)

I borrowed him a fiver. No, you may have lent him a fiver, but he borrowed it off you!

From you, not off

I saw a post someone moving house asking for carbor boxes

I am Scottish. I lived in Yorkshire when young. I've been in London for nearly 40 years. I can say with confidence that 'Can I get ...' is not a regional usage that's made it into standard English. Is it American? Wherever it's from, I hate it. Whenever I hear it, I am silently grinding my teeth and saying internally 'Please may I have ...'

I love these. Some people are so daft...My favourite example of this type of thing was when i fairly recently, saw a handwritten notice in a shop window advertising a "glass bowel" for sale!!That made me laugh and conjured up some strange images!!

'Can I get' is appalling and sounds so rude. I'm sure it is an Americanism. No one said it in the 80s in Britain.

Have just saw a post of FB... Baby in a pumpkin, parent has written on it

Seen, surely?

There'll be reeper cushions

'Can I get' isn't Scottish regional anything, same as 'jamp' it's just wrong.

Can I HAVE

My recent favourite was a local wedding dress shop repeatedly posting about people having vowel renewals, not vow renewal.

Cactus thief
MAY I HAVE

It’s bollocknaise isn’t it 😆

I hang my head in she at people who say he's when they mean his, e.g. I lost he's spat bowl

I saw my first Toad in whole :)

Can I have is a request though, just not as polite as may I have.

Can I get on the other hand is stupid.

Shouldn’t that be Chester Draws?

A while ago I saw a reference to someone being on the 'electro roll'

Sounds uncomfortable!

Free reign and "I need to be discrete so he doesn't find out" are overtaking the proper versions. I see them on MN all the time, and it bugs me every time.

Spag bowl is gawjuss thow!

GLASS BOWEL! Genius!

Oh “can I get” KILLS ME. No you can’t GET you rude little turds!

Where was you last night? (Bawk)
Have you bin to the shops?