AIBU Weird Phobias

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What weird phobias do you have?
Mine is loose hairs touching me. If I have a hair down my top it drives me insane and I know straight away when there is one or if one touches me in the bath, I have to fish it out straight away. Even a stray hair attached to clothing and sometimes I have to physically stop myself from pulling them off other random people's clothing as that would probably be seen as beyond weird!!!! I hate them.I have long hair but they don't bother me while their still attached to my head! Just loose, stray ones attacking me. DH says I'm very weird. That is my only strange, compulsive thing though. What's yours?

Just thought of more
Being in the car behind one of those vehicle transporters, i can just see all those cars on there rolling off onto us
Blowing up balloons. My mum told me a story when i was little of some child inhaling when trying to blow up a balloon instead of blowing out and they choked on it, been terrified ever since

@Sparklypurpleunicornsaremyfav Yes! Another one for wool in mouths! Just wrong. Bad!!!! Silent squeak!!!

Dark water, petrifies me.

@ElsieMc me too. Going to Disneyland would give me the fear. I sincerely hope my DC don't want to at any stage!!

Weird animal adverts they make me feel nauseous the cup a soup furry thing 🤢

Someone jumping on my foot on a bouncy castle. I hate kids parties.

My daughter has a phobia of model/statue type things. For example, we went to the Disney store and there was a life size model of Sully from Monsters Inc and she freaked. Doesn’t like big model dinosaurs, animals etc. No idea why.

I am frightened of historicaldressed mannequins in old jails and castles they give me the heebie geebies

That weird green broccoli/cauliflower that looks like a pointy tree/mountain, terrified DH last night (I didn't cook it, it was on a cookery programme) He had to close his eyes until it disappeared off the screen.

Walking around barefoot at public swimming pools, so gross. I have to wear flip flops

We built. Was it an artichoke?

No, I just googled (mountain broccoli) it's called Romanesco. I won't put a picture up in case it's triggering

Just googled it. It looks cool!

I have a massive feat of knives/spoons being inserted into the gaps of forks. It's make me physically sick and I can't eat if I see any like it. My dh thinks it's hilarious though and purposefully sets the table like it! Don't know where it has come from and have never heard of anyone else with the same fear.