To ask what you wouldn't want your work colleagues finding out about you (light hearted)

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I would hate it if my work colleagues knew I collected stamps. :D :D

I don't collect, collect them. I bought a pack of mixed used stamps a few years ago to do an art project and then realised how amazing they were. So I occassionally browse for unusual/nice ones in ebay and the like. I don't know anything about them but my little stamp albums make me happy. :D :D

That I think they are a bunch of ignorant morons and I hate them all.
That they are as thick as pig shit. Each and every one of them and I have zero respect for any of them.
'Management' are a joke.

That I want to be a vicar. Also that I’m a massive scaredy-cat and not the confident sassy woman I act out.

That during all online meetings in which I am not the presenter I am playing games on the PS4 with the TV on mute.

That I spend most of the day browsing the Daily Mail online at work.

That i am planning on emigrating.

That important meeting in.my calendar for Wednesday mornings is my son's swimming lesson.

I make up the time elsewhere, before anyone starts!

What I wish they DIDN'T know is that I care about my job, so when they CBA yes I will end up doing it instead. Gah.

That I get paid more for doing the same job

That I polished off the last 1/4 packet of ginger nuts all by myself.

That I don't vote for religious reasons. I work in politics.

That I don't really like animals or see the point in pets. They all blab on for hours about theirs and I think they would see me as the devil if they knew the truth.

That I’m a millionaire.

That my house is such a state that I can't even let family cross the threshold. I'm utterly embarrassed but it's completely overwhelmed me.

That i use mumsnet
That i dont have friends nor family im close to
That im thoroughly bored and constantly looking out for a new job
That im quite immature for my age

I regularly have a nap in the stationery cupboard.

That I'm doing a psychology course (only OH knows about that), and part of it involves it's use in the workplace, so I know when management are bullshitting me.

I find my job easy (like stupidly so) and get paid £60k+...I think they all think I'm on about £35k

Also I was the one that ate all the chocolate digestives that were in the tin in the staff room. I feel no guilt.

That I shagged the new hire. (Before he started the job)

What I really think of them....

On an 8 hour shift I spend about two hours of that hiding in the lav
I used to sleep on the streets
I have debts
A huge clothes habit
I snogged my bestie on my 21st birthday
I’m not a huge fan of other people’s kids and think babies look like boiled frogs-I did point this out once and they all thought I was joking
I think the teens that hang around are nice kids once you take the time to speak to them
That my boss is a huge wanker
Our drivers are creepy
The dog once chewed the gusset off my pants-and they snapped on shift so I had to go knickerless for 9 hours

That I'm not the outgoing, confident, cheery person they see daily. I'm so introverted, preferring my own company and that I go home totally "talked out" after being in the office. I'm very good at acting the part.
That....and my piercings that are not visible!

That I can get a babysitter for the Christmas night out....but I dont want to!

That I lost a good 7 years of my youth at raves and living a nocturnal life with all that that entails. I’m very respectable now 😁

That I think that loads of them are shite at what they do- there are exceptions who are wonderful, but most of them are disgustingly average and sometimes downright terrible.

That I act all motivated in the meetings about the latest shmizzle then bin the resources and do what I've always done.