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Caught my dh in the act

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CuntyMcBollocks · 04/10/2019 20:47

I just witnessed my dh do something disgusting, and now I'm having serious second thoughts about staying married to him.

I saw him use one of my sharp kitchen knives to pop a humongous blister on his thumb, and then go to put my knife straight back into the drawer without any attempt to clean it Envy He isn't the man I thought I'd married. Should I leave him?
This is lighthearted by the way.

OP posts:
thinkfast · 06/10/2019 01:17

Why would anyone rinse rice with hot water? I rinse rice in cold water before a cook it.

newtb · 06/10/2019 01:50

I caught dh wanking with a damask napkin covering his lap in a hurry when I walked in, having got out of bed and gone downstairs to get a book.

Ladies, I ltb!

Raybay · 06/10/2019 10:32

I had a lodger who, whilst I was chatting to him in the kitchen while he was making a cup of tea, I witnessed him stir the tea, lick the teaspoon and put the spoon back into the drawer.

After that I washed every piece of cutlery before using it. He could have been doing it to wind me up on that one occasion or to see if I told his work colleagues (we worked for the same company). Or, I believe, he did it unconsciously as it was his habit and therefore he did it every single time.

I left the B as I moved in with my now DH and soon after sold my house so he had to move out. Apart from that he was a very good Monday to Thursday lodger. I felt sorry for his wife who had his dirty habits on the weekend!

Windydaysuponus · 06/10/2019 12:35

Tmi alert...
When me and exh had split up but I was still in the home - sleeping in the conservatory - I went to our bedroom for some clothes and caught exh wanking into a pair of my favourite pj's!!
I stood and asked if he had quite finished?!
He was mortified.
I did Ltb.
And binned the pj's!

NotExactlyHappyToHelp · 06/10/2019 12:57

YANBU Envy.

I came home a few weeks ago to find DP trimming the dogs arse hair with my good kitchen scissors. He was immediately dispatched to buy me some more and make inquiries with local dog groomers.

TroysMammy · 06/10/2019 14:26

I am in shock. I've just caught my OH doing something unspeakable by the kitchen sink and he said "that's why we need a downstairs toilet" . Dirty, lazy bastard.

AnyMinuteNow · 06/10/2019 15:39

Is anyone talking to OP or just taking this opportunity to share revolting and disgusting tales of their own and getting off on it Envy not envy!!!

Where is OP anyway??????????

Original poster
CuntyMcBollocks · 06/10/2019 16:28

I'm still here... just completely aghast after reading these!

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Brocks1981 · 06/10/2019 16:59

Use the knife to prepare his food for a whole week without washing it. Pay back.

MiniMum97 · 06/10/2019 17:18

I can top that. My DH once "borrowed" the washing up brush to clean the car hub caps. Fine. But then....he put it back in the washing up brush pot, all ready for the next lot of washing up! Luckily it was me and not him doing it as the brush was obviously black with filth. I think he would have just used it. 🤮

MiniMum97 · 06/10/2019 17:22

I am sort of glad to find out that it is not just my DH who is fucking disgusting and had no idea about basic hygiene. What the fuck is wrong with them?

I also don't understand how my DH does shit like this all the time but manages to keep himself clean and showered, is obsessed with labelling shit and colour coordinates his wardrobe.

Can't manage to learn not to clean the work surfaces with the bin cloth though.

Deadringer · 07/10/2019 09:37

I just remembered one, my brother feeds the birds at my mum's house. I recently discovered that he cleans the water tray, (full of bird shit and God knows what germs) with the scrubber brush for the dishes, then leaves it back by the sink. 🤮

Mothership4two · 13/10/2019 06:20

@TroysMammy I hope he wasn't doing an unspeakable poo in the sink!

Envy not envy

LovelyIssues · 13/10/2019 19:21

that is gross

Awkward1 · 13/10/2019 19:38

My nan did that with dog's bottom and our kitchen scissors!!
I think the answer seems to be dont eat where there are men and or pets.
At uni i saw a girl wipe floor and put cloth back on the sink. Our floors were filthy.

Purpleartichoke · 13/10/2019 19:40

My DH used my good tweezers on his nose hair.. They were a magical discount pair that were actually perfectly balanced. The holy grail of cheap tweezers. I didn’t LTB, but I did make him buy me a pair of expensive, guaranteed balanced, tweezers with a colored handle to make it very obvious they were off limits.

EileenBilton · 13/10/2019 19:40

Things I have witnessed DP doing:

  1. Cutting up bacon with the kitchen scissors and putting them straight back into the drawer
  2. Wiping mud off his running shoes with the dishcloth and putting it straight back into the sink.
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