Caught my dh in the act

[CuntyMcBollocks]

I just witnessed my dh do something disgusting, and now I'm having serious second thoughts about staying married to him.

I saw him use one of my sharp kitchen knives to pop a humongous blister on his thumb, and then go to put my knife straight back into the drawer without any attempt to clean it He isn't the man I thought I'd married. Should I leave him?
This is lighthearted by the way.

I’d just be cross he didn’t let me pop it for him

Oh I can beat that. I once caught my OH teasing out his toe crud with a steak knife. 😳

Also upset by 'lighthearted' not like the old days etc etc,

I thought it best to add 'lighthearted' as I've seen so many obviously lighthearted threads get ripped to pieces by someone with no sense of humour whatsoever.

On another note, thank God my dh doesn't ever cook, so there's less chance of me ingesting any more of his body fluids unwittingly. I dread to think what else he's done though!

omfg - some of these posts are astoundingly GROSS!
Lordy.
@CuntyMcBollocks 〜 I already knew from the title that this was one of these types of posts -- but truly, only the, "Should I leave him?" part, is warranted to be lighthearted. The rest is justifiable for you to be duly horrified!

I went to use my eyebrow tweezers and they weren't gripping. On closer inspection I saw some crusty bits that looked suspiciously like scabs. I asked DP if he'd been using them and he admitted he'd been picking a scab out of his nose with them. He didn't even bother trying to clean them! Filthy, disgusting animal. I nearly LTB that day.

Omg OP, how traumatising for you.
Did the children witness it? 🙈
Dettol everything.
LTB without a doubt.

No, don't LTB! Peg DP to the washing line overnight so he gets darked on!

It's not too bad OP.

It is probably just a blister from over-wanking.

Beastly!

Freshwater you beat me to it! 😂

Bleuggh, why are men so unhygienic?
My DH got caught a couple of days ago spitting on some kitchen roll, then using it to ‘clean’ the worktops.

I found a mouse dropping in the peanut butter and discovered that my husband had used peanut butter on the mouse trap under the stairs and just kept putting the knife back into the jar as he loaded up the trap. Revolting. He’s lovely but has some fairly revolting habits. What worries me is the ones I don’t even know about!!

That's really vile 😷

Vile. Makes me feel vaguely nauseous.

@recrudescence the hot tap fills from the hot water boiler which is generally quite large and can have water hanging about in it for ages so it’s generally thought to not be so clean.
Unlike the cold tap in the kitchen which has water direct from the pipe from the street so it’s fresher.
There is a link to legionnaires disease from the hot water tap if the water isn’t boiled sufficiently in the boiler, as heated water causes bacteria to breed, as opposed to roasting hot water if a temperature sufficiently high that bacteria cannot live. That illness kills people.
So the cold water tap should always be used to cook etc with as it’s fresher.
So rinsing cooked rice with potentially bacteria laden warm water and then eating it may not be ideal.
I won’t go into stories about dead pigeons and rats and things falling into water tanks in the loft....

This is grounds for a divorce can't imagine the other disgusting things he's done if he's done that totally monstrous thing. I think everytime I'd look at him he'd make me vomit of how disgusting a human being he is. Men are more disgusting than women any way but that level well I feel sorry you are married to him. He should have told you first that he was totally disgusting in doing things like that. Send him to Coventry for a month until he learns to be a little OCD in cleanliness!! I'm serious, it's puke and putrid.

Kill him using the knife. It's the only way he'll learn.

Nooooooooooo LTB

Scotland32 - hideous as that story is I’m really laughing here. Only a man....

Thank you for explaining this. My husband refuses to listen when I try to say it’s bad to use the hot tap for anything other than washing hands and dishes in the kitchen. Really useful - saved on my phone now

Sorry that was for recro!

Not envy

ill bet he uses your fabric scissors for paper too.... the bastard!!!!!!

I think its a slippery slope from hereon in OP.

Its hopeless now. He is lost to you. There is nothing for it. Call the police and have him arrested. He will thank you in the long run, you will be saving him from himself, this kind of thing will only escalate and you are helping by stopping it right now.