Caught my dh in the act

[CuntyMcBollocks]

I just witnessed my dh do something disgusting, and now I'm having serious second thoughts about staying married to him.

I saw him use one of my sharp kitchen knives to pop a humongous blister on his thumb, and then go to put my knife straight back into the drawer without any attempt to clean it He isn't the man I thought I'd married. Should I leave him?
This is lighthearted by the way.

Boke

I’ve seen my DH lick knives “clean” and drink water from a glass and put back in draining rack.

I would make sure you use said knife to make his next meal. Whilst making yourself something else.

This was a good OP until you added "lighthearted".

Seek legal advice and get your finances in order ASAP
Pack his bags and move on with your life!!

LTB!!

I once caught my XH using my good dressmaking scissors to scrape the dirt out from under his toenails.
Note he is an 'X'H

What the actual fuck 🤮 I would get him to buy the whole draw of forks knives ect. There is no going back from that if my dh did that, no amount of cleaning it would make a difference 🤢 wow just wow.

Pus filled blister - should have at least wiped off the knife.
Water blister - meh.

I’m silently screaming at some of these comments, while I try not to retch. 😱🤢

About 2 years ago I caught dh washing cooked boiled rice under the hot tap

Not saying I do this, but is it wrong?

And he didn't video it an put it on Youtube??

How can you live with such a man;?.

@CuntyMcBollocks are you sure he's a bloke? I mean "without any attempt to clean it" is suspicious. The Law of Blokehood says it should be wiped upon one's Jeans, preferably with a theatrical flourish.

I'm sure this helps.

Eww yanbu

My friend caught her dh drying his bollocks on the kitchen tea towel after having a shower and putting back. He admitted to doing it for years and couldn't understand why she shouted at him

Definitely LTB. Gross! Should have made him eat with it!

There's always at least one sour faced ratchet who has to bring down the overall mood of a thread even if the op has stated that it's light hearted ffs.

The obvious course of action here op is to get your dog/cat/gerbil/neighbour to lick the rim of your husbands cup and replace it in the cupboard without washing.

Payback's a dish :D

What the heck are they thinking? I thought my dh was bad, but I feel slightly better knowing that my husband isn't the only defected one. Some of these are vile!!

mein gott Mega why??? Who does that???

That's just savage.
Could you cage him?

Mega just what the why who??? Did they have a shower in the kitchen? Did he walk from another part of the house where the shower is in order to use the tea towel for the drying of bollocks? What was wrong with the towel used to dry the rest of his body that made it unacceptable to dry the bollocks? So, so many questions.

Eeeew!

We used to have a guest, an overweight sweaty gentleman, staying with us who would use his knife (at the table) to scratch his back (under his shirt so directly on sweaty skin!) then use the same knife to dip into the butter dish to butter his bread rolls at dinner. Mum wouldn't let me say anything because he was a guest (she didn't eat butter anyway) but one day I couldn't stand another butter being ruined so I got up, picked the dish up and tipped it straight into the bin in front of him. I had tried putting a single serving of butter out just for him but he'd still go find the full butter dish. I don't know why!

He would also sit at the table waiting for dinner and spray deep heat or some other vile smelling spray onto his aching muscles. No one could taste the food after that because the smell was so strong. The kitchen would stink for hours after.

I saw a co-worker clean his (filthy) nails with a knife then put it back in the drawer. The same knife that people use to cut fruit etc. I suspect he did it all the time.

LTB

Once saw my dh use the potato scrubber to scrub baby sick out of the carpet. Later found it back in the drawer. - not envy

Minger.

LTB.