Seriously we should all boycott all these surprise, unwrap, LOL-style bollocks kids toys.
Not only are they a massive rip off, really bad for the environment and reinforcing all kinds of rubbish stereotypes BUT also these videos on YouTube of adults playing with them are all kinds of weird and unhealthy!
Let's start encouraging our kids to play with toys for the fun of the contents and not the useless bloody packaging!
Who's with me?