Funny/weird shit your toddler does

[starfishcoffee]

AIBU to ask for funny stuff your toddlers have done?

I've had a long night / morning with DS 16 months. He's got a temperature and isn't himself, I've just put him down for his nap and come downstairs to do a wee. There's a cherry tomato in the toilet.

He's recently learned to open the door to the toilet, and he's also fairly adept at having a look in the fridge if he's feeling peckish or wants to put veg in the toilet.

The other day my 3 year old DS lay face down in the middle of floor , arms by his sides. He then looked up at me and said ‘I’m a slug!’ 🤷‍♀️

My 3-year-old has recently started smelling all the bath towels when he's drying his hands and offering opinions on their aroma for anyone who happens to be around. These are things like 'Smells a bit like a rolling pin' or 'This one smells like my face did this morning', so not even a comment on when they were last washed!