AIBU: A animals thread

[Alicewond]

Read the last active title, no need to state what it is (not the whole thread). Then respond how you think your dog or cat (or other animal) would react

I’ll start “creepy or completely innocent” I just like to hump my bed, my humans don’t understand

Aibu
I LOVE ham! But my owners shoo me away when they open the fridge. Sometimes I tap my owners bottom when they have something tasty on the kitchen worktop. Again I get shoo'd away and told no! Once I was banished! Banished I tell you! To the garden! How rude! All I did was nibble my owners big toe .......