I swear to god if my husband cracks his bastard knuckles ONE MORE TIME

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sigmaalphamu · 20/09/2019 20:04

He's so annoying. Every evening, 'stop doing that!' 'I know I'm sorry I'm sorry'

Next evening.......

GOLDFISH.

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EternallyGrapefruit · 20/09/2019 20:10

Pretty sure this was part of the Cell Block Tango...

NetworkOfTerror · 20/09/2019 20:10

My children are the same. It’s gross and annoying. I can’t believe they both do it, neither dh and I do it. You have my sympathy!

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sigmaalphamu · 20/09/2019 20:14

My husband is 35! I've been telling him to stop for 5 years so far.

He also puts the wrong bowls in the wrong place in the dishwasher. The goon.

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NearlyGranny · 20/09/2019 20:14

Buy all the knuckle crackers castanets and let them get it out of their system that way!

UndomesticHousewife · 20/09/2019 20:27

My ds does this I hate it. Every time I say stop doing that!! He just looks at me and carries in doing it. At least you can throw your husband out

Jimmers · 20/09/2019 20:28

LTB!

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sigmaalphamu · 20/09/2019 20:29

I'm going to leave him.

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Contraceptionismyfriend · 20/09/2019 21:02

I'm the knuckle and toe cracker 🤦‍♀️
I can't help it. A pressure builds up in my joints that I have to break.

In the morning they crack independently as I walk.

I wonder if DH is planning my demise.

Flip

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