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To ask the Abbess to find me a solid lump of comfort and a cream cake

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CarrotVan · 19/09/2019 21:13

Shenanigans at the Chalet School featuring sales of work, sub text and full fat menu

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CrepuscularCritter · 13/10/2019 21:11

Thanks for connecting me to the Dropbox files Parker. I see any chance of work this week slipping away. Grin

BigApple11 · 13/10/2019 21:38

Does anyone know what this pesky message means? The first four books I managed to get from the Dropbox link (thanks ever so @Parker231) but now on each one from no.5 onwards I get this message. Am totally stumped. I'm on an iPhone and aM trying both 'copy link' and 'export' to my kindle app🤦🏻‍♀️

To ask the Abbess to find me a solid lump of comfort and a cream cake
Lonelykettleshed · 13/10/2019 22:07

BigApple, I have found that emailing them (the .mobi files) to my kindle email address works. You can find the email address in your kindle settings.

CassandrasCastle · 13/10/2019 22:23

Jo To the Rescue - my FAVOURITE.

(I believe I've already mentioned this but I'm excited. I probably need a brisk slap to the cheek to bring me back from this hysteria)

BigApple11 · 13/10/2019 22:53

@Lonelykettleshed you've literally made my day. Thanks so much!

Lonelykettleshed · 14/10/2019 07:40

Cassandra, I'm not sure that you need a slap - maybe a glass of special milk and a few days in bed.

AthelstaneTheUnready · 15/10/2019 09:48

Coffee time," Miss Wilson said with a glance at her watch. She tossed the end of her cigarette out of the open window and stood up.

Shock

All those staff and girls striving to be immaculate, and keep their belongings and spaces immaculate, yet now I'm imagining the place lousy with fag ends mouldering under windows and shrubs.

Plus EBD's already written the storyline about Grizel setting Len on fire by chucking fag ends around. Clearly it's fine to be exaggeratedly casual about being an independent professional woman smoking, unless you happen to burn someone alive Hmm

PhilSwagielka · 15/10/2019 12:42

I love Three Go, but if I never see the word 'moke' again I'll be happy. Clem, Tony and Mary-Lou all use it like crazy and even Joey picks it up and calls Mary-Lou a 'little moke'. And it's the only book where the word is used as well.

PhilSwagielka · 15/10/2019 12:48

Btw A Future Chalet School Girl is the one where Joey casually mentions Julie giving up her law career.

QuaterMiss · 15/10/2019 13:58

Ah ... I think I read that right before Rescue, Phil so they must have run into each other in my memory.

All to the good as it removes a bad mark from the latter!

Papergirl1968 · 15/10/2019 18:08

Hmm, not sure what to make of Jo to the Rescue.
Bits of it I really enjoyed, ie seeing more of the genuine affection between Jo and Jack. And him saying that from point he first met her when she was 15 he knew she was the one and was prepared to wait.
The whole storyline of Zephyr and the attempts to get the cello I just found ridiculous.
I wasn’t keen on Phoebe or Reg at first but they grew on me. Both Phoebe’s intense friendship with Jo and Co and her romance happened ridiculously fast though.
As for jo’s comments about baby Allie, and how she was nothing special and should have been a boy, I’d have punched her if I’d have been Madge!

QuaterMiss · 15/10/2019 21:01

I did have to read it with my hands over my eyes when, in 21st century terms, creepy Doctor was lurking abusively around disabled patient - with all the other medics and their associates egging him on. And they were engaged within weeks!

But I honestly think what I love most about it is how much EBD seemed to love it herself.

Parker231 · 15/10/2019 21:15

Which book did Grizel set fire to Len?

funnelfanjo · 15/10/2019 21:32

Last chapter of Carola Storms ... @Parker231

Parker231 · 15/10/2019 21:35

Thank you - have lots of things I should be doing but now for reading Carola!

MaryLennoxsScowl · 15/10/2019 22:34

Please may I have the link too?

I feel so sorry for Grizel - she gets reformed about three times but it never sticks and she has to be re-reformed later. And doesn’t Deira eventually run off with her boyfriend or am I imagining that?

Doubleraspberry · 16/10/2019 07:09

Something like that happens right before the start of Reunion. Although her doctor is on the horizon by then thankfully.

PhilSwagielka · 16/10/2019 15:56

Jo To The Rescue = the one where Joey and friends go on holiday in Yorkshire during the war years and meet Phoebe, who has chronic pain and a cello and ends up marrying her doctor. Also the introduction of Evil Reg.

A Future Chalet School Girl = the one where the Maynards go on holiday with Melanie Lucas, who is a whiny little brat and horrible to Ruey when the Richardsons join in. And Jack gets a minibus as a lottery prize.

QuaterMiss · 16/10/2019 18:49

I grew rather fond of Reg-as-boy! Just a shame whoever was writing decided to misuse him at the end of the series.

LastSamurai · 18/10/2019 16:03

Currently reading Rivals, thanks to @Parker231 and the Dropbox, and the thing that is striking me as completely incredible is that, despite everything we hear in this book and others of the Tyrolean books, about the poverty of the locals in winter, a household can suddenly provide bread and milk for seventy schoolgirls and two staff at the drop of a hat the Schenkes are even able to give them extra bread to take with them on their walk back to the Chalet! and even a very poor household in a village up on a remote alm, still has houseroom and milk for 72 sudden visitors!

There are some things I never noticed before when Mademoiselle invites the Saints to come to Protestant Sunday services at the Chalet, as an English clergyman comes down from the Sonnalpe once a month to conduct one, we're told that otherwise the Saints would have had to do what the CS did in the past spend an occasional weekend in Innsbruck and attend a service in one of the hotels there. (Do we ever actually see that before they build their chapel? Why would there be services at a hotel out of season when there would surely be only tiny numbers of Protestants to attend them?)

Also, when the Saints arrive for the service, Mary Burnett meets them, wearing 'Sunday hat, coat and gloves' -- whatever about hats in church, does it not seem strange to put on a coat and gloves to go into a room inside your own school building, even if that's what you would normally wear to go out to church? I know in the Kingscote books there are references to the girls wearing 'chapel capes' with hoods when they attend services in the school chapel.

LastSamurai · 18/10/2019 16:13

I agree, @MaryLennoxsScowl, about poor Grizel who gets reformed over the Tiernjoch, then reformed again when she's HG and runs off to see a waterfall on their way back to the Tiernsee from England, then gets re-reformed when she sets Len on fire, then Deira steals her man in NZ, because that's what smoking hot Wild Irish Girls do, and then has a nervous breakdown and is finally re-re-reformed by the love of a good doctor and the world's worst proposal scene bar the Len-Reg horror.

And even in between EBD can never quite leave her alone -- all those references to her as 'hard', and how she's the only CS mistress who's allowed to loathe her job and be regularly unpleasant to her pupils. (That's only allowed if an older male visiting master in art or music, when behaving like a silverback gorilla is not only allowed but encouraged...) And she's stuck with only teaching the girls who aren't good enough to be taught by Herr Anserl, and she has the worst name in the entire series.

I hope Neil turned out to be absolutely fabulous in bed, because Grizel has earned it all.

PhilSwagielka · 18/10/2019 18:02

I've got my GGBP copy of Theodora! Mary-Lou's speech at the end can be summed as follows:

"Ted, you suck because you got kicked out of three schools, even though the whole point of you coming here is to put all that behind you. Emerence, you suck because you have more money than sense. Ros, you suck because, IDK, you just do. Len, you suck because you're a neurotic hot mess, and no-one will want to fuck you. Con, you suck because you have all the tact of a sledgehammer. And Margot, you're just a terrible human being."

@LastSamurai I'm one of the writers for the TV Tropes Chalet School page and I put 'Earn Your Happy Ending' under Grizel's character profile because she really does earn it. Incidentally, she is fabulous in Head Girl.

MaryLennoxsScowl · 18/10/2019 18:15
Grin
Papergirl1968 · 18/10/2019 19:02

It’s amazing how all these doctors pop up in the most unlikely of places and subsequently sweep various mistresses and the occasional pupil off their feet - burning trains (Jem), walking their dog (Dr Graves), on a cargo ship (Dr Shepherd). And not forgetting the lad who is an adoring doctor (Reg).
I’m sure there must be others but my mind has gone blank.
That’s not including the ones who meet them through working at the San or family connections - Jack, Gottfried, etc.

LastSamurai · 18/10/2019 19:19

Grin God, Mary-Lou is insufferable. Mind you, at the start of the book Joey says to Rosalie Dene that Joan Baker is one of the CS's only real failures because of 'heredity as well as environment', which is hard to read as anything other than that she thinks Joan has 'bad breeding' and thus can't be helped because she's genetically the Wrong Type.