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Anyone know about Martial Arts?

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millstonegrit · 18/09/2019 21:30

Have been chatting to someone on line and they have sent message below

Okay.... I do have one tattoo. I had to have it.
I'm a 6 Dan Master of Ju-jitsu Aikido and other martial arts.
I'm a genuine Samurai. I was awarded the prestigious status by the Japanese council when I became a master. It tradition for a samurai warrior to have a Japanese tattoo of a Famous samurai and mythological animal... Mine is a Samurai and a Japanese dragon x
This smells like BS to me, any thoughts?

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Ponoka7 · 19/09/2019 16:03

How old is he?

He isn't a Samurai. But they did have tattoos that were symbolic to them and their royal bloodlines and battles.

Spaceprincess · 19/09/2019 17:42

Next he'll be telling you he "developed his own system" cos none of the existing ones are good enough for his amazing ninja killing skillz..

millstonegrit · 19/09/2019 18:01

Haha these replies are priceless. Should I send a link to this thread before I block him?

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ThatssomebadhatHarry · 19/09/2019 18:03

Yep! I would also be very concerned your talking to a 14 year old as well.

HeadLikeAFuckinOrange · 19/09/2019 21:24

I can picture this guy now.
He's lives in a flat with a huge shelf of 70s/80s Action movies, his favourite is probably Under Siege.
One wall has replica samurai swords & throwing knives bought at the tat shops on Blackpool Promenade on it, and he poses with them in a big mirror.

8th Dan Aikido Jujitsu Master...I'm pissing my pants Grin

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