If pets were on 'Am I being unreasonable?'

[AmbiguousAlex]

I'm unable to understand why more of my dog treats haven't been bought and also why I haven't been the only one who has had them. I mean they're made for dogs so that means they're only for dogs, right? No other animals like Syrian hamsters for example can have them? I've had none since the beginning of this week, I've tried multiple times to let my owner know that I'd like some only to be shown an empty plastic Chinese takeaway carton more times than I can count and I'm beginning to get so fed up to the point where I'm just randomly going into the bedroom a few times per day to argue and throw my weight around.

Things blew up this evening though! I immediately sat down near the two Syrian hamster cages after I had barged in and before I knew I was in the midst of a breakdown. All I can remember was staring at my owner right in the eyes whilst shaking and letting out a continuous growl that got louder and louder to the point where I thought there was a bloomin' earthquake happening. All I wanted was to desperately get the attention of my horrible owner so that they could open the cage door and get the small bit of treat that was left so I could get my meaty fix.

So, was I being unreasonable to have a massive tantrum over my dog treats tonight? Please let me know. 🐶

My hooman's hooman farts louder and smellier than me.
I brew up for hours then release it into the wild, give it a good sniff for clarity and tail wag to distribute it. He then lifts a bum cheek, makes a loud noise like that lawn cutting machine and wafts it with his newspaper.
Aibu to expect first dibs to room pollution?

Why should I use the cat flat to leave/enter my house when one of the slaves is at home who could easily open it for me, including at 4am, and do a low bow as I pass? Isn't this the point of having slaves? AIBU??

I've just been upstairs to see what my owner is doing and she was sat on her bed with mud all over her face!
I know it was mud cos she told me when I tried to lick it thinking it was chocolate.
I'm fuming cos when I roll in mud she gives me a right bollocking and hoses me down.
Talk about double standards!!
I'm going to phone the dogs trust to find out what my muddy rights are!
I'm also going to ask them what the legal minimum daily limit of treats are because I'm sure she's depriving me by only allowing me a few each day!

AIBU to have to be swaddled in a blanket like Baby Lord Voldemort whilst screaming my head off, so that my claws can be trimmed because I think scratching posts are a sign of the devil? /girlcat

AIBU that mum thinks I'm some sort of serf who'll accept being hand-dried with a soft cat towel when I come into the house soggy 400 times per day, rather than my preferred method of human hands and/or the duvet? /boycat

AIBU to shit and piss all over my humans’ lawn and ruin their grass? Surely it’s there for my benefit despite there being soil a mere metre away.
Also, when I Miaou by the door and get my human off the sofa it’s my right to decide not to go out at all. It’s a cat’s right to change its mind, surely.

My owner has just given me my lunch which was delicious.
AIBU to share my appreciation by letting a ripe fart go in her face while she's laid comfy on the sofa?
I was actually very proud of the pungency and all she could do was moan and call me a dirty twat.
I'm gonna lick my arse and then lick her face. That'll give her something to moan about!

AIBU to be expected to go OUTSIDE for a wee in thuan horrible rain when I can just as easily wee on this rug.

So what I’ve been house trained for 4 months now, it’s WET. There is water COMING FROM THE SKY. ITS MADNESS.

Honestly it’s like prison round here . I’m just going to do the worst fart I can then leg it. That’ll learn her .