Embarrassing social media stuff you do when drunk?

[whatthewhatthewhat]

Lol

I tweet celebrities when drunk. William Shatner replied once! 😁.

I post really earnest replies to people I don't normally interact with, like telling my old boss their cat is beautiful or asking about some random old acquaintances kids on a picture of them.

I start pointless AIBU threads

I was lucky enough to do my drinking years before social media. I rarely drink now. Though my profile pic is one taken by my friend with my cat on my neck and I was absolutely hammered in it. You can't tell though, because the cat is in the way of most of my face.

I was lucky enough to do my drinking years before social media.
Me too!

@jimmyhill 🤣😢😢🤣🤣

God, I used to tweet celebrities when I was drunk too. I gained quite a few followers over it.

How Jedward never blocked me, I’ll never know.
Russell Crowe was oddly polite to me when I offered him a lump of smelly cheese.

It's not what I post on Facebook or Twitter whilst under the influence - it's the crap I buy from Ebay that is my main source of embarrassment . . .

@FenellaVelour wtf? You offered him cheese?

@whatthewhatthewhat unfortunately yes. I’d had a dinner party and had some Stinking Bishop left over. I very drunkenly offered it on Twitter to the first celebrity to reply. Only Russell Crowe replied, but only to politely decline 😬

Why?

Lol

@FenellaVelour I now want to stan you on Twitter 🤣🤣🤣 (to use millennial jargon!)

Not social media per se, but I was a bugger for drunk/high EBaying as a young lass. I once ordered a full set of vintage Midwinter Spanish Garden crockery while high on ekkies circa 2004.

I once drunk tweeted a footballer my phone number...

Funnily enough I ended up in a taxi round to his place not long after.

I usually just end up messaging guys i know like - mnneeeughhh fuxk uuuuuu

Quite embarrassing the next day

Put a picture of my bits in all their glory on instagram, a picture that was then printed onto t-shirts for my 30th birthday drinking holiday. Cheers guys

@rhos high five!

I used to send weird texts to acquaintances and when I (shockingly) didn't get a reply straight away would post all over social media that I wished I could unsend that text etc etc

I once drunk text my ex a really hot pic of me, and then sent “FUCK THAT WASN’T FOR YOU”

Why? I’ll never know.

@Ohbuggerlugs Freudian text! 🤣

@Somebodyswatson then you'd have to delete them?