Just putting this here in aibu because we'll just because 
Totally pointless thread but it will make me feel better so here I am 😐
Parenting for 22 years,wifing for 16,
Dog parenting for 20.
Three dc now all growing up,I have to drag them out of bed most mornings now apart from dd1 who loves a few miles away so that would be interesting 😂anyhow,
Beginning of this year dh promoted,great .Two good salaries more holidays more eating out more relaxed routines.
Yes I hear myself say finally it's all paying off,except dh alarm at 3 am most mornings brings me out of my slumber enough to make a cup of tea semi awake.
Take my tea back to bed,do angels and arrange pillows in my favourite place just in time for Ddog no 1 to howl from downstairs that she needs a wee stop 🙄
Go down and let her out. Then back in,then ddog 2 decides she would also like a stretch and loo stop.
Cue more waiting at the door.
Both dogs back in their beds so off I go to drink my tea and get a couple more hours shut eye.
Or not. Ddog 1 has broken out of the kitchen (my fault must have not shut door tight)and gets comfy in my bed.
Can't be arsed to move her at this point so settle down.
It's now 6 am and I haven't been back to sleep and alarms just gone off 
Both ddogs and dc still sleeping peacefully while I'm wandering around the house emptying dishwasher and tidying up.
I thought it got easier to get a full nights 💤 not harder.
Anyway feel better now I've put it down so am off to make another drink and get up for a 12 hour shift