Disgusting Confessions

[MochynBudr]

AIBU to dare you to confess your disgusting habits? Just a bit of light hearted fun

Clicked post too soon! Mine include;

Throwing my hair from my hairbrush out the bedroom window
Not washing my hands after a wee most of the time
I pick my nose

Your turn

I am terrible for picking my nose. I do it all the time. I don't eat it though, so at least I have some boundaries

Boogie flicker here

Another bogey flicker and non wiper of hands after a pee unless it’s in public and someone else will see .

I fart a lot - I can't help it though

Throwing my hair from my hairbrush out the bedroom window

Doesnt everyone do this so birds can use it in nests ?

I take my contact lenses out every night and add them to a little pile on the floor beside my bed... I do hoover them up once a fortnight!

I've found my people! I pick and flick and don't always wash hands after a pee (at home). Also I have pissed in bottles/Tupperware in my bedroom when desperate and bathroom occupied.

I used to bite my toenails but I'm not flexible enough now

@itbemay1 me too except I don't do the hoovering part!

Mmmm
I am a massive picker and inspector of boogies! My favourite is picking ear wax mmmmmm.
I am a huge fan of dr. Pimple popper and if anyone would let me I would pop zits all day

SomeoneInTheLaaaaaounge
Oh you'd have loved the wax that came out of Dads ear the other week! Massive chunks of it. It was grim and fascinating.

Oh no no no no no. Not washing hands after using the loo is just vile.

I'm a nose picker tho

DDs not dad's. Stupid autocorrect

I don't understand the pick and flickers, if you are in your own house aren't you worried its on the floor somewhere and you'll stand on it? I do pick my nose but only into a tissue and then in the bin or toilet.

I rip all the skin off my lips until they bleed

Urgh I wish I hadn't opened this thread. I am not a clean freak at all but I cannot believe there are people who don't wash their hands after going to the toilet.

I’m a nose and scalp picker, hit and miss on hand washing at home and I bite my toenails because it’s easier than cutting them.

Oh and I also don't always wash my hands after going to the toilet... Barely ever ill so the hands can't be too vile

Peeing in Tupperware in your bedroom when someone is in the loo?
Some mornings I’m dancing around the hallway while my son is having the longest poo every, absolutely bursting and it has never occurred to me to take Tupperware up to my bedroom to pee in.

I compulsively nibble, bite and tear off the skin on the tips of all of my fingers, literally until they're red raw and bleed. Not sure why I do it, it's a habit really.

I cannot believe there are people who don't wash their hands after going to the toilet. 

You haven't lived.

Ooh I forgot my worst, I pick at my earwax with a combination of tweezers, pins and a spot popping sharp hook thing

@smokeytoby I do this only when stressed and I've done it since childhood. I can tell whether I'm OK or just kidding myself by the state of my hands.

I pick my nose, a lot!
I bite and eat the skin from around my nails.
My favourite pastime is spot picking (thank the lord for teenager daughters) and scab picking (thank the lord for accident prone boyfriend and dad)
I stalk everyone I meet, on Facebook, and also their family

bsolutely bursting and it has never occurred to me to take Tupperware up to my bedroom to pee in.

I weed in a pint glass in my (then) boyfriend's house, because his mum was in the shower and I was so desperate to wee that I was clinging on to my vulva while curled up on the floor... Saw the glass in the bedroom. .. Knew what I had to do... Cleaned it out afterwards, never told a fucking soul

I've also taken a dump in DD's peppa pig potty before because yet again I was desperate and DP was on the loo, I physically could not have had kd it any longer as I was scared I was going to shit myself.