to not want to see anuses all day every day

[HectorsHouse]

its too warm so kids are nekkid and dipping in and out of pool

why do they have to spreadeagle too

Insist on Pants

pants are a must in tyhis house.

Lol. Thought it was just mine who like to show them off. Mind you, I wouldn't mind being half a supple as they are!

its a hell of a lot worse when men do it

yuk

YANBU

And it's not just anuses in this house.

what else is it mercy

Why don't you just change the channel?

Well, if you will work as a proctologist...

Ah, finally a thread heading that makes me laugh....

Not wanting to be too 'arsey' about it, but shouldn't the plural of anus, be ani?

lol - been greeted with full frontal and bottom today.. actually the weather makes not an ounce of difference here.

Lol sixophone.

Ds loves the word anus, someone on here told me Anus is latin for grandmother.

lol

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ROFL, when I read this thread title I assumed you must be a GP and had a lot of problem bums through the door!

I'm sorry for your spoilt view but ROFL!

ds used to sometimes wake me by coming right up to my side of the bed, naked and asking me to check whether he'd wiped his bum properly. God it was a rude awakening. Thank god that phase didn't last long.

PMSL www - ds used to do exactly the same.. was even worse when he hadnt wiped properly!

I am going to ask MN for a blanket ban on any threads to do with bottoms [pained]

surely not www???!!!!!!

Fraid so Pannacotta, it wasn't a pretty sight!

Oh think of poor VVV and her delicate piles... I'm sure she doesn't want to see this in active convos... ANyway, I had to come and have a look at the thread because I wanted to know whether or not you were a proctologist, a niche market pornographer or a made-to-measure buttplug salesperson...

www I cant quite get my head round it! DS1 not potty trained yet, am hoping he wont do the same (am very squeamish!)

oh, lol, this post was so not what I exected...must say, the sight of Kids botties and whatever goes with it.. just part of the parcel, isn't it...so, YABU

ds2 lay on my bed this very evening getting dressed for bed, and said to me "mummy do i have a pooey bum?" curled his legs up, and spread his cheeks for me to have a look

DS (6) wanted me to scratch INSIDE his bum the other night. I declined.