Only in the UK would people feel the need to protest "at the weekend".
I'm picturing a small gathering, something like the PFJ from the Life of Brian . . .
"This is outrageous, we must protest immediately, well, I mean unless people have anything else they would rather be doing . ."
"Does anyone have anything they would RATHER be doing"
"Well I have to work tomorrow, otherwise I'd be right with you Reg. Solidarity brothers. And sister, . . . Sorry Loretta"
"Actually, I just remembered I have a dentist appointment on Wednesday, and the Boho man is delivering Friday morning, I could do a bit of a protest on Saturday, if it's not raining, I just spent £170 quid on this new ombre, dont want to get my hair wet"
"Fine!"
"Alright"
"Anybody of you lot without a job or a new haircut free tomorrow? This is Brexit afterall, Margaret? you work from home dont you? Come on lovely, we all know what that really means"
"What? Me? Sorry Reg, dog yoga tomorrow and a Spa day on Friday. Don't get me wrong, I know it's Brexit, constitutional crisis and all that, any chance I could do something with Loretta on Sunday?"
"Well that's just great isn't it!"
"That just takes the naice biscit doesn't it"
"The government is falling apart, we're all going to have to do without gooseberry and cinnamon yoghurt for the forseeable future, not to mention the fact that I spent all of yesterday hand painting that pile of protest signs with inspirational quotes I found on Facebook, and none of you lot can be bothered to get your arses out of your John Lewis double quilted mattresses to join the protest"
"Loretta, you're very quiet, stop looking at Margaret, she can't help you now, what's your excuse?"
"Sorry Reg, I just remembered I actually voted leave, I'm such a silly sausage, I could you a few likes on Insta . . . ."
"Fine!"
"Fine!"
"Weekend it is then . . . I bloody well spent ages on those signs, went to Hobbycraft for the sandy glitter and everything . . . ."
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