To wee in the sea?

[Whitegrenache]

Is it acceptable when no one is in a 5m radius?

Absolutely not! You must pee in bottles and leave them at the end of the beach for collection NOW!

Yes agree, bottles to be left in the sun at the end of the beach. Have you never been on the beach at the end of the day when the piss trucks arrive. The flies herald their arrival.

Yes stop wasting piss!

There is a shortage in this weather you can't just go around wasting it like that!

Into the bottles for harvesting!

Bottles, piss, what they said 😂😂

These are the bottles to look out for. There are crates at the end of each beach. Cunningly saved from the school milk years. Found hidden in the gardens of 10 Downing Street when Margaret Thatcher left.

Is that why seaside towns often have particularly fine floral displays?(thinking of Bob Flowerdew's frequent recommendations of 'recycled beer' as a compost additive)

Bought a new shorty wetsuit. Was not going to per in it, oh no. Waves were quite vigorous. Knocked over DC's dad and DC. They went under. Peed in fright FFS. No peeing lasted less than half an hour.

Recycled beer is a lot easier to add to the compost if you have your own spigot.

We were warned about the urethra Amazon fish while I was there, quickly christened orifice fish or penis fish. Thought it sounded a bit far fetched, but then again we'd thought the same the first time we ever heard about botfly larvae.

Better in the sea than a grotty seaside toilet.
It warms up a wetsuit too. I have my own luckily.

Eh piss in a bottle??? Really? Managed to wee again the beautiful sea today off the coast of a Croatian island

We live in Brighton and the queue for the toilet is always loooong and they are not nice.
Sometimes you have to wee in the sea, unless you're up for a stomp to the Fortune of War and queue for hours on end....

@PhilCornwall1 I think maybe you overshared in this thread
Slightly off topic but does anyone else always need to wee about 5 minutes after getting in a swimming pool?

@Ihopeyourcakeisshit

Yes!! I think it's something to do with hydrostatic pressure (or something like that)

@Whitegrenache ooh I've just looked that up, you are right.
Immersion diuresis it's called.
Who knew such an innocent wee question would lead to a physics lesson.

There's a famous quote by WC * Fields explaining his large alcohol intake:

“I don't drink water. Fish fuck in it.”

*The irony of those initials given the context of this thread...

PS YANBU

Better in the sea than the pool. I don’t use hotel pools any more, since learning that they are the source of about 90% of holiday stomach upsets

Not if you have a costume or wetsuit on, ugh. If swimming nude and in the sea, fair enough.

YABU! Don't you know that rising levels are threatening coastal communities?

Off parasailing tomorrow- presume can't pee when in the air??

Why wouldn’t it be ok to pee in the sea?

I weed in the Atlantic last week.

Look up the Michael Mcintyre clip about this topic!