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To Really Hate This Word.

243 replies

Hollanda40 · 20/08/2019 14:41

There's lots of words I quite dislike,
That really make me cringe...
"Panties" and "gusset" are right up there
And so, of course, is "minge".

Children aren't kids, that's baby goats,
And I don't really call DH "hubs"...
I call both my children by their proper names
(I also hate "bae", "boo" or "bubs").

You've now seen my most disliked words,
So now I hate to foist
On you, the worst one of them ALL...
It can only be bloody "moist"!!!

😀

Just a little rhyme to cheer you all up on a Tuesday afternoon :)

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mrsmuddlepies · 20/08/2019 19:35

So agree, Haverhill. My least favourite is pamper.
YUK! So twee.It sounds like wrapping yourself in nappies.

MyCatsHat · 20/08/2019 19:36

Weirdly moist is OK when it's about a cake, just not when it's about a handshake, or even worse, a gusset! :o

Hollanda40 · 20/08/2019 19:37

Lol literally!!! We’ve banned that word from our house as DS (7) uses it so incorrectly. He how says things like “I nearly died...figuratively speaking!!!”

The Grammar Nazi facet of my personality is because DM used to be a primary school teacher!!! Bastardising the English language has always pissed me off!!

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isabellerossignol · 20/08/2019 19:39

For some reason I hate the word refreshing.

Weirdly I don't mind 'hit F5 to refresh the screen' but if refresh or refreshing is used in any other context I hate it. I think it's because I knew someone who dragged out the 'shhhh' sound when she said it and I didn't like her and then I grew to hate it the word!

Ameanstreakamilewide · 20/08/2019 19:39

The word 'explore' makes my stomach turn.

I've no idea why! 🤷🏻‍♀️

I've no time for 'rocked up' or 'mahoosive', either.

CatteStreet · 20/08/2019 19:39

Got more...

'Nursery' for a baby's bedroom.

On the baby theme, 'pushchair' annoys me for some reason. I think because one thing a pushchair is not like (any more) is a chair to be pushed.

'Park' used to mean a playground only. (Acceptable if it's a playground within a proper park)

'Doing' with reference to driving speed. 'I was done for doing 35 in a 30'.

I have a lot of niche dislikes Blush

Elbbob · 20/08/2019 19:40

Don't mind kids
Kiddies totally gives me the creeps

With you on panties too...

Hollanda40 · 20/08/2019 19:43

Discharge Envy (not envy) ugh!!!

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SmiledWithTheRisingSun · 20/08/2019 19:44

She. People say "haitch" instead of "aich" for the letter H - really makes me very annoyed Angry

flouncyfanny · 20/08/2019 19:44

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Spermysextowel · 20/08/2019 19:44

I too hate pot. When I used to buy a lot of magazines such as Beautiful Kitchens I noticed that pans had ceased to exist. Every home had extra-wide drawers for their pots. Now ‘pension pot’ torments me. I’m sure that it used to be called a pension fund or just a pension.

notupsettingpeople · 20/08/2019 19:47

Myself when it should be me
Yourself when it should be you
Tiddlers (I confesss I use "kids" but surely that's far less irritating than "tiddlers"!!
Threenager
Familam
Orgasmic when describing things that are not sexual, particularly cups of tea.

Smidge001 · 20/08/2019 19:47

I think I basically hate any shortened words. Except can't shan't won't etc.

Kids, tummy, anything kiddified... (OK I seem to be happy with kiddified, but I don't like 'kids'). My oh says 'horse-eees' when he sees them in a field Hmm. And sometimes sheep-eees too. I feel as though his parents must have taught him farmyard animals at the age of 2 and a half, then never explained the proper words. Confused

TweezerMay · 20/08/2019 19:48

I also hate super, as in ‘I’m super excited’ or ‘it was super hard’. No.

I detest the word ‘utterly.’ Even worse if it’s repeated - ‘it was utterly, utterly beautiful...’ 🤢

And a little local one, some people round my way (West Mids) pronounce ‘poorly’ as ‘poo-ly’. Get away from me. But we also say ‘cock’ as a term of affection and I love that. Alright, cock? 😁 Am I being offensive or affectionate? I am protected by the ambiguity!

cantfindname · 20/08/2019 19:49

I knew someone who used to say 'By the cringe of a minge' when he was surprised by something. Always cracked me up.

MilkTrayLimeBarrel · 20/08/2019 19:52

Hate twee words for bodily functions - why does anyone have to say what they are going to do when they go to the loo? The words 'wee' and 'poo' makes me absolutely cringe. Maybe acceptable (just) for small children, but for adults????

Spermysextowel · 20/08/2019 19:53

I don’t like f instead of th either. I watch The Chase but have to mute the TV when The Beast makes his offers. ‘One fousand pounds’. ‘40 fousand pounds’. Someone on Bake-Off did it too & I couldn’t wait for him to go.
Also ‘baby’ annoys me when there’s no ‘your; the; their; my’ before it. E.g. you’ll think differently when baby arrives.

ScabbyHorse · 20/08/2019 19:56

Puberty

CruellaFeinberg · 20/08/2019 19:58

I hate poetry, and I really hate twee poetry

Daffodil2018 · 20/08/2019 19:59

Guff Envy

DontCallMeShitley · 20/08/2019 20:00

Kids and Nanny or Nanna.

Munch

BunnyColvin · 20/08/2019 20:03

'Gut health' - blech

'Kiddies' or 'kiddos' - yuck, but 'kids' is fine.

'Smear' as in 'smear test' - horrible horrible word

'Righ now', as in 'Are you kidding right now?' - sigh :(

81Byerley · 20/08/2019 20:03

Babe.....I HATE it!

Hollanda40 · 20/08/2019 20:03

@CruellaFeinberg sorry

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chickenyhead · 20/08/2019 20:09

I agree with pamphlet, phlegm and pussy...eeeeewwwwww

I have a friend who starts nearly every sentence with "I turned around and said..." this drives me mad.

"Literally " was it "doh"?

"Really?" No I lied.

I hate lots of the names for women's genitals. Especially when vagina is used to cover the external parts. But, slit, gash, flange, etc creep me out. Minge is ok funnily.