I keep seeing all these eating competitions on FB. People sitting in front of tables full of food, burgers, fried chicken, steaks, etc. There was one yesterday where the restaurant offered to pay for your headstone if you died while attempting their 12,000 calorie burger challenge. I didn’t even see that one, just heard about it on the radio and I instantly felt my stomach turn. What is with all these people who want to stretch their stomachs so much with greasy crap?