Mine is this: 'sorry DS maintenance money didn't come through, I didn't get paid this month as my work has gone into liquidation' works for very well know aviation company which would have definitely been in the news had they not paid their staff and gone into liquidation Biggest joke was him texting DS (15) saying he couldn't stay with him that weekend as he was working overtime! So not only was he working for free through the week he was working extra weekends for nothing too!